To Laurence and Garroth: I dare Laurence to eat a spider while holding a tarantula and for Garroth to go up to Levin and say, "Levin, I am your father!"
Angel: I honestly love what you guys come up with...
Laurence: SAYS YOU, YOU DONT HAVE TO DO ANY OF THIS
Garroth: At least I don't have to eat a spider...
Angel: But their good for you! Wait...make sure you don't eat caveire's cousins.
Laurence: Well how would I know which one is her cousin or not!?!
Angel: That's what you have to figure out. Garroth, do your dare....meanwhile I am going to hunt down this tarantula...
Garroth: um...Levin...I need you...
Levin: Yeah?
Laurence: This is going to be gold...
Garroth: Levin..I am your father...
Levin: ....
Laurence: *holding back laughter*
Aphmau: Wait what...wait...wha....soo...you know Matilda?
Garroth: Um....yeah!
Levin: ......
Darth Vader: DOES ARE LIES! LEVIN! I AM YOUR REAL FATHER!
Laurence: WAIT, WHEN DID....HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THE MOVIE?!
Levin: wait...so..I HAVE TWO FATHERS?!
Aphmau: maybe there was a threesome going on....
Darth Vader: ...I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT
Laurence: oh god...no Aphmau....
Luke: ...wait, I thought you were MY father...
Darth Vader: *looks between Levin and Luke* .....I give up. Im calling your mother and getting this clear *walks off*
Levin: ....*turns to Garroth* so...you were saying?
Garroth: I GIVE UP TRYING TO BE A FATHER!
Laurence: you were never a father Garroth...
Angel: IM BACK! And I saw Darth Vader and Luke walk away...and Im not even going to ask...
Laurence: ...how did you find a tarantula...
Angel: oh I didn't find him! He found me! And bit me!
Garroth: *crying in the corner*
Angel: whats wrong with him?
Laurence: He's wondering what he did wrong in life.
Angel: ....ANYWAY! Im pretty sure these spiders aren't related to caveire in any way so...*puts the tarantula in Laurence's and shoves the other spider in Laurences mouth*
Laurence: MPHM!
Angel: Is this safe?
Garroth: *sniff* well...certain ones...
Laurence: *faints*
Angel: ...we killed him! Lets bury him! *grabs a shovel and starts to bury Laurence*
Spider that Laurence 'ate': *crawls out of Laurences mouth* AGHHHH ITS SO WET IN THERE
Garroth: ....
Angel: .....GET BACK IN THERE! *shoves the spider back in Laurences mouth*
Spider: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tarantula: COUSIN LARRY! NUUUUUUUUU
Hyria: *kills the Tarantula with a broom* no spiders enter my forest and escape.....
Thank you @Icedragon147 for the dare! AND YES I AM ALIVE! Im going to try to make Dare chapters more frequently ^-^ also you should watch the music video for the song 'Build God, then We'll Talk'
Kekekeke~~!
YOU ARE READING
Ask the Bromance
De TodoIf you were ever dying to ask Garroth or Laurence, maybe even both, something... Here's your chance!! Ask the Gaurence ship anything you wish!
