The zodiac book

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The signs as asdfmovie quotes

Aries: " hey look, there's something on your face." *punch* "it was PAIN!"

Taurus: "hello,welcome to standing up school." *guy falls* "... and, you failed."

Gemini: "BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!!!"

Cancer: "I like trains"

Leo: "I wanna be a pie!"

Virgo: " honey, do you like my new shoes?" ("You're a chair, darling.") "I CAN DREAM, HAROLD!"

Libra:" Banana fight!" *gets shot* "NO!"

Scorpio:" knock, knock!" ("Who's there?") *slam* " the door!"

Sagittarius: "Everybody do the flop!"

Capricorn: "and now, the funniest thing you've ever seen, from really far away" *random gibberish,then explosion* " APPLES"

Aquarius: " I am a very tall midget"

Pisces: *getting hit with muffins* "are you ever going to run out of muffins?" ("No, because I work at ze muffin factory")

Omg I love asdf pretty pretty please go on YouTube right now and type in asdf I will love you lol my favorite line personally is

" I baked you a pie" ("oh boy what flavor?") ".. Pie flavor" *mini pie jumps out of pie*