The zodiac book

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The signs as 5sos quotes

Aries: " I always get wedgies I'm never buying my thongs from Charlotte Russe again"

Taurus: " it's a cow Luke"

Gemini: "I wish there was a susan Boyle update account I should make one"

Cancer: "every night I think about my failed attempt to become a lion tamer"

Leo: "no Luke don't put the salad bowl on your head again"

Virgo:" wait do I need to dye my pubes blue if dyed the hair on my head blue"

Libra: "don't tell anyone about Michaels secret vagina"

Scorpio: "eating ass isn't a hobby it's a lifestyle"

Sagittarius:" I beg Cheryl Cole to adopt me every Wednesday"

Capricorn: " I just fucking love call me maybe"

Aquarius:" don't hate me cause I'm beautiful"

Pisces:" one time I tried to marry a chicken"