The zodiac book

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Zodiac signs as Gamers

Aries: "I got this. Okay... Where is my support? ASSIST ME YOU NOOB"

Taurus:"why don't you back me up? Am I alone in this team?"

Capricorn: " did he just killed me? What a try hard. Now he will taste my RAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Sagittarius:" BOOM HEADSHOT. SNIPED YOU BIATCH"

Cancer:" I need to finish my food first.WAIT FOR ME"

Scorpio:" imagine if our characters had sex. In virtual reality you can't get pregnant. Let's do it"

Gemini:" according to my calculations in 23 seconds my team is gonna lose a teamfight. Kurwa"

Virgo:" my character is the best. Best gears-best looks"

Libra:" chill. I will carry this. Shiet my mouse died"

Leo:" if you wants to win, you have to listen to me.... It doesn't matter if I died 24 times by now. Trust me"

Aquarius:"I can't move. I CANR MOVE. My ms! FUDGE THIS PIECE OF SHIAT. I AM OUT"

Pisces: "I've played countless games to know that this one is a defeat. Just wait for it. I am recording this"