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The signs and breakups

Aries: BREAKs ShIT
Taurus: eats until they can't move
Gemini: gets over it like a normal human
Cancer: cries
Leo: denies it's even over and becomes a stalker
Virgo:makes a bonfire and burns their memories away
Libra: can't let go of ANYTHING
Scorpio: gets back together
Sagittarius: gets really hot and makes their ex pay
Capricorn: plays Taylor Swift and eats chocolate
Aquarius: tries to find a new person right away
Pisces: reads and draws their troubles away

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