Jean: *cries in Freckled Jesus' lap*
Annie: *laughs hysterically*
Mikasa: *starts a small fire*
Armin: *freaks out about the fire*
Sasha: *roasts meat*
Jean: Where did you get that meat from?
Sasha: *doesn't react*
Eren: Did I just hear a horse?
Jean: Fucking stahp
Eren: I swear I heard neighing just now
Sasha: *vibrates* miku... (means meat in Japanese)
Freckled Jesus: Don't worry, Jean
Eren: Who's Jean? IS IT THAT HORSE?
Jean: I SWEAR TO GOD EREN I'LL FUCKING FIGHT YOU
Eren: DID THAT HORSE JUST NEIGH AT ME?
Jean: SHUT UP EREN I'LL PUNCH YOU
Mikasa: Guys
Eren: BRING IT I'D LIKE SOME HORSEMEAT
Sasha: MEAT?!
Jean: *punches Eren in the face*
Eren: *bitchfit*
Sasha: WHERE'S THE MEAT?!?!?!?
Mikasa: Pls
Sasha: HORSEMEAT *noms Jean's leg*
Jean: *neighs in pain*
Mikasa: Mikasa es su casa
YOU ARE READING
AoT crack derp f yeh
Fanfictiondoes this really need any explanation just pls WARNING: contains spoilers
