Kidnapped by Idiots {BOOK ONE OF KBI SERIES}

Chapter 1- You're Kidding...

*I wrote this in middle school and I lightly rewrote the book, and if you're interested, check out the rewritten version I just wrote!*

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So, before you read, I need to tell you something very important. Actually two things:

#1- I want you to think of ninja unicorns fighting tacos...Cool right?

#2- I cannot take full credit for this story. If it weren't for my friends helping me put this together, I'm pretty sure it would've sucked sooo much!

#3- Please comment and vote!

Okay, so maybe it turned out to be three.

#4- Yazz the Greatest plays the main male character. Kai. 

Four isn't so bad. 

I was walking down the white, waxed hall to my blue, newly painted locker so I could put my books and papers away like I do every morning, like a normal person. Scratch that. Like a prepared person. Some people are normal and disorganized as hell. I peered down at my phone to check my Tumblr and saw a cute video of a cat and a bunny getting it on.

The smell of the rebuilt building at Oakland High was strong, mostly smelling of the construction that was now occurring across the street at The Convention Center which was being built across the street. They were originally starting that project first before Principal Hegan forcing us all sign a document that said we needed this pronto and made it worth 200 points. 

"Wow, keep it PG..." I mumbled to myself with 'Let's Get It On' by Marvin Gaye playing itself on repeat inside my head as I watched the video for a split second before scrolling down to a funny picture. 

 As I walked down the hall minding my own business, I bumped into a hard surface and fell flat on my butt. Pain stabbed me on my bottom however, it quickly subsided. 

"Ouch!" I said grabbing my phone which had fallen out of my hand. 

'Who the hell...?' I wondered as I stood up and before I could reach for my backpack, the surface I had bumped into grabbed me by the arm.

"What the-- Let me go, wall!" I screamed.

 How the hell does a wall grab you? Does it have tiny arms that we never noticed and we're just realizing it when they try to take over the world?

The wall began to chuckle--

Wait, this wall is oddly starting to act like a human...

"Don't worry," The wall ordered awkwardly, "And stop narrating me as a wall... I'm obviously a guy."

Holy shit! Did he just break the laws of reading?

"Anyway sugar," He continued as I shrugged his hand off my shoulder, "Sorry for running into there or you running into me. I have no idea what exactly happened, I seem to be losing my memory. If you could tell me your name, it might restore it."

I rolled my eyes a his terrible pick up line and picked up my backpack, dusting off the invisible dirt on my pants. 

"Hayley. And I have a-" I stopped for a moment and turned to look at his face throwing my blue hair over my shoulder, "Boyfriend."

As my face was a few inches away from mine, I studied his face with squinted eyes taking in the Greek God that the Lord has placed in front of me. 

He smirked knowing I clearly thought he was a blessing sent from the heavens.

His milk chocolate skin glowed in the sunlight, almost as if his skin was absorbing the heat itself. He had dark, brown eyes that didn't let you see the pupil and those perfect cheekbones. His hair was shaved on the sides leaving the top of his hair in a natural state. 

"Well babe," he told me with sass in his voice, "My name's Kai and I don't have a," He did a dramatic pause with a gasp, "Girlfriend."

"Well, maybe you should do all the woman a favor and get a girlfriend instead of hitting on other peoples," I argued with him knowing for a fact that I truly had no real boyfriend. 

"Well aren't you a feisty one?" He said amusement clearly in his voice and an added wink.

I glared at him and rolled my eyes at his behavior while taking note of his outfit. A tight fitted, black shirt that showed off his six pack lines paired with a golden jacket that brought out his dark yet inviting eyes. His black low crotch pants with zippers lining the legs made me wonder if he just came from a semi-formal meeting.

 "Yes, now leave me alone before I bite your hand off," I threatened trying to sound strong and intimidating when in reality I was flushed from checking him out twice. 

He took a second to consider this, going quiet for a full minute. Just when I thought he was about to leave the asked me, "Why the hand?"

"I-I don't know,"I admitted thinking over my own thought. Wouldn't it be easier to just bite his fingers off? 

"Well," He sighed," at least I know you're a cannibal."

"What?" I asked, startled at his sudden choice of words bringing my attention back to his god-like face. I honestly don't know why I'm talking to this guy.

"Well, you said bite off your hand." He explained making air quotations with his pointer and middle fingers when he said 'bit off your hand'. 

"That doesn't mean I'm a cannibal." I defended myself.

"If you had said head I would've ran far away because I would've thought you were the red queen, and she's one freaky woman." He said looking off into the distance with a shiver and found my eyes once again, "Now, back to business, I'm gonna have to kidnap you. We're running low on time."

He looked down at his golden wrist watch impatiently.

"Hm, she is kinda scar--" I paused, "Wait what do you mean kidna--" 

I took a step back with confusion likely written on my face and hit another hard surface for the second time today.  My mouth and nose was suddenly covered with a soft piece of cloth as my body was crushed against the suface with an arm holding my waist to it. I started to shriek however, I suddenly felt weak. 

"The one holding you there is my good, old friend, Jack. Be careful, he bites." Kai explained with another wink carefully as he came closer to me. I tried to struggle but the male-wall known as Jack's grip only tightened.

That's when it hit me. These guys were a part of the most famous gang in the nation. The Seven Deadly Sins.

Oh, fudge...

And I had finally studied for my Math Test for the first time.