Kidnapped by Idiots {BOOK ONE OF KBI SERIES}

Chapter 3- It couldn't get worse

Listen to MCR House of Wolves as you read the stupidity of Kai. JK. Listen while you read. Ohhh! That can be a jingle! Anyway, on with it then!

I woke up to find myself in someones arms. I opened my eyes to find a boy named Val.

"What the flip!" I screamed,"Put me down!"

His grip only tightened.

"You know," He said with a slight german accent,"I would think you would thank me considering you're still half drugged and you can't carry yourself properly."

I rolled my eyes at his stupidity.

"I can walk," my words slurred together.

"No you can't." He copied my slurring and slurred at me. He even added a hiccup at the end! How...Rude!

He then carried me into a mansion that looked like pure gold. There were so many rooms.... I remembered why they taught us to count to 100 in Elementry School.

"Where are you bringing me?" I asked Val.

"Obviously to a mansion." He answered me blantly.

"Why?"

" 'Cause I can."

"No." I said again sighing,"But why?"

"Why what?"

"Why am I here?"

"Because you can be. It's not against the law."

"You kiddnapped me. I think it is."

"You were stupid enough. You called Kai and Jack both walls."

"Well, yeah. I mean I got mixed up between the two."

"Hayley. You never get mixed up between a wall and a man."

"Maybe not you but some one out there. Someone who is awesome, glorious and has so much on thier mind they can't tell the difference."

"Like you?"

"Exactly like me."

Then I realized how strangely calm I was with Val. I coughed and pushed myself away from Val, this time successfully. Once my feet were on the ground I stumbled and fell flat on my face. Everyone stopped and turned to look at my pancaked body. I looked like Patrick the Starfish.

"Holy shiz!" I heard Kai yell,"She's drunk!"

As I was getting up and glaring at Kai at the same time, we heard a thump and footsteps running across the ceiling. Then there was a screech, another thump, another one and another one. Then there was the sound of a girl yelling,"OW!".

Just then, the girl came into sight, falling down the stairs. She had dark, dirty blonde hair that was slightly poofy and had a scarlet streak going through the front bang of her hair. She had a black t-shirt that read 'LIVE EVIL' backwards on, black converse, and black shirts. She had tattoos running up and down her arms. On one arm a wolf and on the other a rose whose leaves streched up and down her arms. She had a nose piercing on her right nostril and hazel eyes.

When she fell down the stairs she landed right in Kai's arms. I felt kinda sorry.

"Drunk!?" She yelled,"I heard somebody say drunk!"

She looked around trying to located the drunk somebody.

"Well hello princess." Kai greeted her as he held her in his arms.

She snapped out of her 'Where-is-the-drunk-guy' phase and scoffed at Kai.

"Kai put me down." She said pushing him away but he didn't budge.

"Nope! I'm comfy...Or is it you're comfy." Kai wondered out loud.

"Kai," She warned pulling out a dagger from a belt that I just realized was filled with daggers,"Put me down."

"You're so hot!" Kai yelled pulling her closer.

"Gosh Dangit!" She yelled as they tugged back and forth.

"Are they always like this." I wispered torwards Val.

"Yeah, pretty much obvious she likes him." Val said normally and then walked out randomly.

"Don't worry about him, he's just mad he couldn't watch his yao-" Weuss was cut off by Val.

"Don't even finish that word!" Val yelled. 

"Well," Kai said breaking away from the girl,"Scarlet says she's on her period."

Everyone started to laugh as the girl named Scarlet started to hit Kai.

"While you're wasting your time hitting me without causing me any physical pain, you could be introducing yourself." Kai told her.

"Huh?" She asked and stared at him like he was dumb,"Could you be any stupider?"

"What?"

"Ok fine, I'll play along. Who am I introducing myself to?"

"Hayley...Behind you."

Scarlet let out a snort and turned around to find out that no, I  was not Peter Pan and yes, I was real. She was silent before she took out one of her daggers.

"Can I kill her this time?"

Everyone went silent.

"What!?" I yelled and shrieked at the same time which, to be honest, hurts my throat.

Ok, so just to ask. Who is your favorite gang member so far? Don't worry, There will be way more bios and conversations to come, but just to wonder. Also, plz vote and comment! Means as much to me as TV. Very important stuff.