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Chapter 30 - Rita

"I hated that interview yesterday" I muttered.

"Why? You guys looked cute" Rita smirked.

"It's all just pretend. I'm surprised that it almost looked like he meant that he was in love with me-" I got cut off when the doorbell rang.

"Haya!"

The devil's alive? I thought I killed that bitch?

"What do you want?" I asked flatly.

"Well" she just came inside. "Patricia and Blake are going on a date"

"What?" I furrowed my eyebrows.

"Haye!" Some perky blonde came in.

"Ahahaha Haya and Haye here!" Rita fake laughed. "Hilarious" she glared.

"I'll let him know that you came over as soon-"

"Hey?" Blake furrowed his eyebrows.

"Blaky!" They chirped in unison.

"Oh my god! It's like two nightmares in one! Fucking buy one get one free!" Rita couldn't stand it.

This is why you're my personal assistant/best friend.

"Patricia, Bella? What are you doing here?" Blake asked awkwardly.

"Well you said you'd do anything so that I'd leave you alone right? So you have to go on a date with her" Bella licked her lips.

What the hell?

"Blake..." I called.

"Yeah?"

"Immigration" I gritted my teeth.

"Hey why not make the date private?" Rita went along.

"Yeah! Let's make it private, if ya know what I mean" Patricia cooed.

They are definitely related.

"Honey, go drink some water. Your voice is so raspy, if ya know what I mean" Rita rolled her eyes.

"At least I don't kiss Gabi's ass!" She tried to defend herself.

"I don't kiss asses, I have some pride. Unlike you, you did way more than kiss asses, maybe even got free lollipops? I mean like that explains the big mouth right?" Rita shot back and I tried to hold my laughter.

"But I also want to keep it private because of the paps" she chirped.

I swear chipmunks sound more human than these people.

"What? Honey, no 'pap' would take a picture of a prostitute!" Rita raised an eyebrow and that's when I couldn't help it anymore and started laughing.

"Anyways, go ahead with your date" I motioned then to go to the dining table.

"Are you sure?" Blake whispered.

"Blake, right you said this was just a business deal? I have no right to get jealous" I patted his back.

It's been an hour and all Patricia did was act dumb because she thinks it's cute. Blake hates it when girls do that.

"Gabi" Blake called.

"Hmm?"

"I'm just going to drop pat to her car" he mentioned as he closed the door.

"Oh my goooshh!!" I exclaimed.

"What the fuck! Did you see how slutty she looked!" Rita gasped.