[HermioneGranger is online]
[Harry is online]
[Ron is online]
HermioneGranger: What is this?!
Harry: Its a chatroom Dumbledore made so we can talk during the summer!
Ron: it wont kill us hermione.
HermioneGranger: I KNOW WHAT A CHATROOM IS FOOL. but how do YOU know?
Harry: again....dumbledore just told us about it so...
Ron: your da muggleborn, so i suspect u know the most about this weird chatroom business
HermioneGranger: Of course! But most of the time, ANYONE can log onto even a PRIVATE chatroom and what if Voldemort decides to sneak on?
[Voldemort is online]
Ron: lol
Harry: Hermio-
HermioneGranger: SEE! WE MUST GET DUMBLEDORE THIS INSTANT! GO!
Voldemort: uh, dumbledore let me on
HermioneGranger: NOOOOOOW! wait wut
HermioneGranger: what*
Voldemort: calm ya wands, granger, i cant kill u over a computer
[Dumbledore has turned off invisibility]
Dumbledore: ah, but you see riddle, it is possible.
HermioneGranger: ARGH!
Ron: HAHHAHHAHHHAHHi23rwf'pwojg'wjrojhiwryh;r
Harry: SHAHAHAHAHHAhAhAH mqkopehgholgq
Dumbledore: .......fifty points from gryffindor
[Dumbledore is offline]
[HermioneGranger has invited Minevra to the chatroom]
HermioneGranger: Professor McGonogall-
Minevra: I'M ON VACATION!
[Minevra is offline]
Ron: how can they take away points when we arent even in school?? bloody hell!!!!
Harry: looooooool hhahahaha they cant
HermioneGranger: Did you ever learn grammar?!
Harry: yep
Ron: wut
[Ron is offline]
[Harry is offline]
[HermioneGranger is offline]
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Wizards in a Chat Room
FanficDumbledore discovers "Chatrooms" on a mysterious service called Internet, and soon finds himself obsessed. Other wizards and witches join him, soon to find themselves Locked up in their room chattin' all night long!
