Wizards in a Chat Room

The Incident of the Potion

A/N  

WARNING! This chapter is NOT edited. :p and I'm typing it on my ipad. So yah. UPDATE: EDITED :D 

A bit of Voldemort action..sort of.

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[ShmexyHippogriff is online] 

[Harry is online] 

[Ron is online] 

[Hermione is onlome] 

[Dumbledore is online] 

[Snape is online] 

[Ginny is online]

Ron: im soooo bored.....

Harry: is everyone online?

Hermione: not necessarily everyone.

Ron: let's invite everyone else so they're bored to.

Hermione: Too*

[Harry has invited 4 other members to the chatroom]

[Draco is online] 

[Dobby is online]  

[Voldemort is online] 

[Luna is online]

Ginny: why not just play a nice game of truth or dare?

Dumbledore: ah but you see-

Draco: I'm.Busy.!!!!

ShmexyHippogriff: I'm sure ya are Malfoy. Could ya just stay here for a lil while ter play some truth dare?

Hermione: truth OR dare.

Snape: how about no?

Dobby: I'd LOVE to! But I- you see- i-

[dobby has left the chatroom]

Luna: well then, lets start shall we?:)

Ginny: yep! Harry, truth or dare?

Harry: hmm...

Ron: take the risk haz!

Harry: did you just call me haz?

[ron has turned on emoticons]

Ron: maybe 😳

Luna: lol!

Ginny: soooo?

Harry: I'll go for a DARE!

ShmexyHippogriff: oh no...

Ginny: I DARE YOU TO CHARM YOURSELF TO HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT!

[Hermione is offline]

Ron: what the

Harry: How can I charm myself  

..for that?

Ginny: simple! You just-

[ShmexyHippogriff has charmed Harry]

Harry: OMG YOU SHOULD HEAR ME RIGHT NOW IM GOING TO SAY EVERY WORD IN THE DICTIONARY THAT HAS AN R IN IT!

Draco: ...

Voldemort: HA HA HA HA.  

Send a voice recording potter!

[Harry has turned on Video]

[Everyone has turned on Video]

Harry: Awesome right?

Everyone: OMG!

Luna: That's so cool!

Voldemort: ...

Ginny: Riddle?

Voldemort: c-can i have a g-go?

Ginny: Ok?

Ron: uhhhhh

Harry: ummmmm riddle truth or dare?

Voldemort: TRUTH

Harry: ummmm

[Luna has sent a private message to Harry]

Harry: Hahahaha ok!

Draco: what? What is it?

Ron: ROTFL!

Harry: Ok. Riddle, tell us about the incident of the POTION.......

Voldemort: WHAT? HOW DO U KNOW ABOUT THAT?!

Luna: I heard you mutter something about it.

Ron: what's the incident of the potion???

Draco: I have nothing to do with anything...

[Draco is offine]

Ginny: Oooookkaaaay?

Voldemort: I am NOT saying Anything!!!

Ron: You have to! Or else you have to suffer the consequences of the SPELL book...

Luna: that sounds mysterious..

Voldemort: Who's first?

Harry: Me!

Voldemort: *sigh* okay...

[Voldemort 

has sent a private message to Harry]

Harry: ....what is air?

[Voldemort has sent a private message to Ron]

Voldemort: it started with a small cauldron filled with some polyjuice potion...

Luna: Oh, I know where this is going!

Ron: bloody hell..

[Voldemort has sent a private message to Luna]

Luna: Whoa..

[Voldemort has sent a private message to Ginny]

Ginny: I don't think I'll ever look at you the same way Voldemort.

Voldemort: .......Hagrid......??

ShmexyHippogriff: I'd rather not know.

Harry: Brilliant decision.

Ron: Agreed..

Snape: ASDFGHJKL

Harry: ?

Ron: wut

Luna: did you have anything to do with the potion incident, professor Snape? 😋

Ginny: Snape..

Snape: y-yes?

Ginny: Were you the MYSTERY person?

Snape: No!

[Everyone is offline] 

[Snape is online]

Snape: maybe.......

[Everyone has turned off invisibility]

Everyone: ??

Snape: *Sigh* tell a soul and I'll take 150 points from Gryffindor and Ravenclaw.

Ron: WHAT? YOU CAN'T! W-WE'RE NOT EVEN BACK AT H-HOGWARTS YET!

[Everyone is offline]

Sooo? :) you'll find out what the heck the incident of the potion is later in the story. any suggestions for the next chapter? comment :)