[ShmexyHippogriff is online]
[Harry is online]
[Ron is online]
[Dumbledore is online]
[Snape is online]
[Hermione is online]
ShmexyHippogriff: hai guise!
ShmexyHippogriff: bahahah i herd dis funny vid on utube
ShmexyHippogriff: i'll send it to u guise!
ShmexyHippogriff: hullo ?
ShmexyHippogriff: oh my gollywobble it's something I said wasnt it omfg
Hermione: GET.A.FREAKING.DICTIONARY.YOU.ARSE.
ShmexyHippogriff: ..ok...
Snape: please turn to page 384 and complete the-
Ron: WE AREN'T IN SCHOOL YOU DIMWIT!
Dumbledore: idiots...idiots everywhere..
Harry: Hagrid be prepared for hermiones grammar rants..
ShmexyHippogriff: oh gollywob-
Hermione: YOU COULD TRY TO USE GRAMMAR IT'S SO MUCH EASIER YOU IDIOT IF YOU CAN'T DO THAT THEN GET A FREAKING DICTIONARY ONE FREAKING SICKLE JUST ONE SICKLE!! AND WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST CHECK BEFORE YOU ANNOY THE HECK OUTTA EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US WIZARDS AND WITCHES, BOYS AND GIRLS, PROFESSORS AND IDIOTS!!
ShmexyHippogriff: k
Hermione: K???? GRAMMAR ONCE A-FREAKING-GAIN AND I JUST SENT YOU LIKE ALMOST A FULL PARAGRAPH AND YOU REPLY WITH ONE DANG LETTER!
ShmexyHippogriff: Sorry, Hermione. It won't happen again.
Hermione: that's much better!
Ron: You forgot the capital letter...
Hermione: AAARGHHHH
[Everyone has logged off]
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Wizards in a Chat Room
FanfictionDumbledore discovers "Chatrooms" on a mysterious service called Internet, and soon finds himself obsessed. Other wizards and witches join him, soon to find themselves Locked up in their room chattin' all night long!
