[dumbledore is online]
[Harry is online]
[Ron is online]
[Voldemort is online]
Voldemort: what the crucio
Dumbledore: hey dudes!
Ron: no albus, just no.
Harry: Hi Dumbledore
Harry: Hi Ron
Harry: voldesnort...
Voldemort: potter...
[ShmexyHippogriff is online]
Ron: who's that?
Harry: is that- no...it cannot be!
Dumbledore: Hello Rubeus!
Harry: Hagrid?! Why is your username s-so...
ShmexyHippogriff: Hey guys!
Ron: OMG
ShmexyHippogriff: what's wrong with my username?
Ron: LOOOOOLnothingLOOOOLuruseenameisawesomeLOOOOL
ShmexyHippogriff: , just ter spice things up a bit eh?
Dumbledore: Rubeus, they're trying to say is that maybe your username should be, ya know, your name?
Ron: YES! UR NAME HAG- what happened to riddle?
Voldemort: AHEM? V O L D E M O R T? HAVEN'T NOTICED? WHO'S RIDDLE? HMMM I DON'T SEE A RIDDLE ANYWHERE!
Ron: k
[Snape is on]
[Ron is offline]
[Harry is offline]
[ShmexyHippogriff is offline]
Voldemort: HAHHAHAHAHAHAH NO ONE LIKES U SEVERUS
[Voldemort is offline]
Dumbledore: oh Severus...
Snape: whaaaaat did I do
oh whaaaaat did I do
oh whaaaat di-
[Dumbledore is offline]
Snape: ALRIGHTY THEN
[snape has logged off]
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A/N
So guys what do ya think? :D funny? no? what should I add to make it better? I would love to hear your feedback :)
I just realised that this chapter was all boys...well don't worry girls will come in soon ;)
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Wizards in a Chat Room
FanfictionDumbledore discovers "Chatrooms" on a mysterious service called Internet, and soon finds himself obsessed. Other wizards and witches join him, soon to find themselves Locked up in their room chattin' all night long!
