Rules of Writing Fanfiction

Chapter 6: No One Cares

Is it just me or has anyone else read a fanfic that the authors note is longer than the actual chapter.

Yes I get it you have school and family and a life but don't tell me about it.

I simply decided to add your story to my library because the plot is good as hell, but I didn't know that included a damn week by week commentary on your life.

There is no story time because I have to many stories for this topic.

Like this one girl, the chapter had like two words but the a/n went on for pages and pages and pages.

By the end I knew her dogs name and the last time she called he grandma.

I'm sorry but I didn't know that I was your therapist.

Yes I am all for internet friends but that's what an inbox is for or dm's.

I just want to read your story.

Another one she would just not write an update but instead tell us what she did over the weekend. Like every single detail.

I was fine with it the first time but after the fifth I was done. I just went ahead and removed the maxing story from my library.

The only time that I think is excusable is when you are going through a really tough time and there is no on else.

Like your really sick or someone close to you is in trouble and you need advice. I'm not a cold hearted bitch I do feel for those situations.

I just don't give a fuck the last time you went for a run or scored a goal in a game.

Just write the damn story.

Keep your personal life personal.

And no a/n longer than the fucking chapter.