I'm what now..? (OHSHC)

Our(an) First Day

I heard pots.

Freaking pots.

"Rise and SHINE!"

I looked up at Juri's dad, who was smiling like he won the lottery.

"It's time for rich people school!"

My parents were a strange mix.

My dad was more of a business man. He had stubble, purple eyes like mine, and black hair. He smoked sometimes, too.

"...whu-"

"Oh please, like I'd let you oversleep. You've a big day ahead of you." He said, smiling.

Juri's dad, Jihna, had white long hair and blue eyes. He wasn't totally feminine, but his voice was soft and he was really sweet and nice.

...but I knew his motives.

Well, more like what he liked.

"What happened?" I asked. His eyes glowed.

"Those Ouran kids promised a monthly salary."

When he finds money, run like hell. Because the Dollar Store is his first stop.

"How much?"

"They told me I could choose, so I joked around and said 100,00 yen a month. (About 8,335 U.S dollars.) They said it was more than reasonable and they mailed it over yesterday." He said, waving the check.

"Did you tell dad?"

"Yeah, I called Anori, but he said he'd think about it."

"Mmh..."

What the heck?

Sending money now?

"I'm gonna get breakfast started. Get ready." He smiled.

I nodded before he kissed my head, smiling and walking out my room.

I looked in my closet for my regular school clothes, and showered before putting them on. Dad had already left for work, and Jihna was leaving soon.

"Did they say anything about a loan or having to pay back money?" I asked, sitting at the table.

"Not at all. They said it was more of an offering." He said, setting the plates.

"An offering?"

"Oh, I totally forgot about your new uniform they sent over too!" He said, getting up.

Five Minutes Later~

I was suddenly dressed in a yellow balloon, looking in the mirror like a ghost.

Who is this child?

Jihna picked up a hairbrush, brushing my hair.

"You look..." He didn't finish.

"Rich people have no taste."

"It isn't that bad, almost cute, really."

I sighed, walking and grabbing my bookbag.

"Here. Be safe." He said, handing me my lunch.

"Thanks. Have a good day." I said, leaving.

"I love you, Ume!" He smiled.

"I love me too." I mumbled, leaving.

I closed the door and started walking. Where was that school again? It was like it was away from any civilization I've known.

I crossed the street, and found myself coming to a halt as a limousine parked in front of me. The window rolled down, and I grimaced.

"Good morning, Plum!"

"We've come to get you, but your dad said you already left!" The twins said.

"Your house is very far from the school."

"The streets here are filthy..."

"Is that a police siren? So early"?"

I felt my eye twitch as they each spoke, and gripped my lunch tightly.

"I'm perfectly fine walking or taking the train, thank you." I said, trying to avoid them. The door opened, and I was pulled inside. I looked around, the luxurious limo looking cleaner than almost anything I've ever seen before. I sighed, Haruhi patting me on the shoulder.

"Don't worry. I'm sure you'll be just fine."

Do they carpool like this every day?

"You're gonna like it at Ouran!" Honey said.

"We have great food and classes!"

"You should stop by the host club!"

"Host...what?"

Tamaki started going off about time and ruch people and how plans go according to plan. (Thumbs up if you get the reference XD!!)

"So... A Gay Strip club without the stripping? Pretty disappointing..."

"No, no! We entertain!"

"....yeah. Okay."

The car ride consisted of Tamaki explain Ouran, Honey and Takeshi (mostly Honey) talking about candy, the twins annoying Haruhi, and me trying to (not) commit murder.

Haruhi was the only sane guy.

"So, what class do you have?"

"1-B. Same class as us, what a lucky coincidence." The twins said, smirking.

More like tampered with.

They led me to school, students looking our way.

Oh great I've already been noticed.

"To class, boys." Tamaki said before we went in.

Cool. I always loved being dragged around.

"Hey, Ice Princess. What do you think of our school?" Honey asked. I sighed, ignoring the name.

"I saw pink, and I blacked for five seconds. So...take that whatever way you want."

"Okay!" He giggled.