He'll Be The Death Of Me (Kyman Fanfic)

Chapter One

Hey dudes if your reading this then congrats! I have had the idea of a fem Kyle story for a long time now and I decided that I should finally grow a pair and, JUST DO IT! Yeah well this is going to be a kyman fanfic so if your not into that then I must warn you now of what your getting yourself into. I won't cry if you leave now... *sniff* yup so I should stop stalling and get on with it.

{Kyle/Kylie's P.O.V}

"KYLIE GET UP FOR SCHOOL OR YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE!!" I jolt in my bed startled by the screeching voice from downstairs. "Fuck." I mutter wiping the sleep from my eyes. "KYLIE ARE YOU UP!?" I sit up and yell to the annoying voice down below "YEAH MOM!" I stand up and stretch my body and let out a whisper "Christ, why must you be so damn loud?" I suppose I don't have the best relationship with my mother. She shelters me as much as she can, and is pretty strict on what I do, not to mention I swear she prefers Ike over me, her own daughter. I love Ike but damn I'm her own flesh and blood. I should probably be more greatfull, I mean she hasn't kicked me out yet.

I grab my phone from my night stand and unlock it.

1 new message from Stan

I open the text and read the message.

"Hey dude me and the guys will be at your house in about an hour."

"The guy's and I*"

"Dude fuck u."

"You*"

"Jesus christ, just get ready."

I smirk and throw my phone on my bed before heading to the bathroom. After doing my duties I go back to my room and change into my normal clothes. Shoving my phone in my pocket I run downstairs to find my mother putting breakfast on plates while my dad reads the paper and Ike plays his handheld game.

He sure has grown up, I remember when he was just a toddler.

*sigh* it seems like just yesterday Stan, Cartman, Kenny, and I just started elementary school. Where the fuck does time go?

As I sit down my mom puts a plate of eggs, and toast in front of me with a glass of milk. "Eat up you need to leave for school soon." Picking up the fork I mumble a quick thanks to my mother and start to eat.

Finishing the plate of food I put it in the sink along with my empty glass of milk. I throw my backpack over my shoulder and make my way to the door, I pass by Ike and ruffle his hair a bit "See you later bro."

"Bye Kylie!" Nodding my head I start to turn the door knob and I turn my head back to my parents.

"Bye mom, bye dad!" I open the door and my dad hums a goodbye while my mom adds on. "Make sure to do good on your history test!" Turning back to the guys that were standing on the sidewalk waiting for me. I shout back to my mom slightly annoyed "Yeah mom!"

"Make sure you do well on your history test!" I hear an annoying voice remark. Grunting I turn to the slightly overweight boy and growl "Shut the fuck up Fatass!"

Though I really can't say Fatass anymore, Cartman has grown into his weight very well over the past years. I must say at the least I'm a bit impressed. But he is still chubby, hah it's kind of adorable- The fuck?!

"Ay! I'm not fat you fucking Jew!" He turns to me and snarls. We lock eyes for what seems like forever, I feel something in the pit of my stomach. Like a warm feeling, what the fuck?

"Come on guys, can we not do this now?" Comes a voice from behind. Cartman snapped away from our gaze and huffs before starting to walk. I trail a bit behind and think to myself.

What in the blue fuck was that? I have never felt that way before it feels weird, my cheeks are getting red too what the hell is happening? Why do I feel this way, let alone because of Cartman. Is there something wrong with m-

"Hey dude are you okay?"

I look up to see Stan's concerned gaze on me, Kenny's also. "Ya! I'm fine just lost in thought." I quickly make up. "What are you lost in though about? Some hot guy?" Kenny asks. "DUDE!" Stan and I yell at the same time. I don't know if it's just me but I thought I saw Catman tense up when Kenny said that.

"Oh please Kenny, who would I be thinking about?" He simply shrugs and we continue walking to school. "Well I don't know Jewish girls types but I'm always here~" I blush and stutter slightly not knowing what to say Kenny is always so random with stuff like this. "Shut the fuck up poor boy and pay attention where your walking" We all look over to Cartman like he just sprouted another head. After that we just continued walking the rest of the way to school without a word, with one thought in my head.

What the hell is up with the Nazi?

HEY! I hope you liked this chapter it's like 12 am or something and I'm fucking dead so, leave feedback and all that shit if you would like. Idk when the next chapter will be up but hopefully soon, well bye for now guys!
Hollister-mc