Shizuo's phone rang, waking him up roughly. It was late. Not just late, obscenely late. It was the kind of late that made you wonder why there was even a time for it, why they still used numbers instead of just putting 'so fucking late' or 'why are you awake right now' on all of the clocks. He growled in annoyance and picked up the phone to see who it was. Shinra? Why would the doctor be calling him at this hour?
"Hello?" He asked as he answered the phone. He rubbed the sleep out of his eyes, wanting nothing more than to flop back onto the body-warmed pillow and sleep some more. But he refrained, knowing that if he didn't answer the phone; his doctor friend would just keep calling. And he most certainly did not want to be woken up twice in the same night.
There was a small commotion from the other line and Shizuo could hear loud, thumping music in the background, as well as many voices.
"Shizuooo, come get usss!" He recognized Shinra's voice, although slightly slurred and slowed down.
"Why do you need me to come get you? Wait, are you drunk?" He asked.
"Wh-what?! Hold on..." There was a pause and the incessant music started to fade out, as if getting farther away. He heard a few other voices he couldn't make out. "Okay. Now, what?"
"Why do you need me to come get you?" Shizuo repeated, more annoyed.
"Because me, Kadota, and Izaya went out to a club. And, And Kadota was supposed to be out designated driver, but he got too drunk!" He heard an 'I'm not too drunk!' from Kadota and a laugh from who he assumed to be Izaya. At the mention of the flea's name, his blood boiled.
"Why can't Celty come get you?"
"Because, there's only room for one other person on her bike. And besides, she...she doesn't approve of me drinking like this."
"Fine, I'll come get you and Kadota, but the flea's going to have find another way home."
"Izayaa, you have to...have to find another way home, he said that he would only come get me and Kadoka. I mean a Kadota." He explained to Izaya, Shizuo could nearly feel the pout from the louse.
"Tha's not faiiiir!" Came the whine in the background. There was more commotion as Izaya wrestled the phone from Shinra. "Shizu-chaaaan! Tha's not faiiir! I'll get kidnapped and raped if I don' go with youuu!"
"No, flea." He said angrily.
"Please?" Pleaded the drunken flea.
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"NO."
Pleeeeeaaaasssseeee?"
"Fuck. FINE, if you just shut up!"
"Yay!" Cheered the other. "Guys! I can come with you guys!" There were cheers from the other two and Shinra took back his phone.
"Where are you guys?" Shizuo asked while getting up from his bed and finding the pair of pants he wore today so he could put them back on.
"We're at a club!" Shinra said it like it was the most helpful piece of advice in the world.
"I know, but which club?" Shizuo was getting really annoyed at the way the drunken doctor was acting. He slipped his pants over his boxers, holding the phone to his ear with his shoulder.
"Um..." Shinra hesitated. "Guys, what is the name of this club?"
"I can't remember...jus'...jus' tell him that it's the new one." Kadota said.
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Durarara Lemons
FanfictionDurarara lemons, mostly yaoi. Don't like, don't read. I don't own these they're from fanfiction.net
