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Types of 90's Kids

Okay this is a little saying.

"You are a true 90's kid if..."
"You are a true 90's kid if you remember this..."
"You are not sIMBA MA'AM STOP ACTING LIKE AN EFFING LION"

Okay, maybe not the last one.
But the other two are true. Very true.
And I came across this account, and they said
"You are a true 90's kid if you remember when I made manips."
She made manips all the time.

I do understand that these can be funny, but do not use too much 90's ya know what I mean.

Basically, I made another list. This list has the multiple definitions of "a 90's kid".
Let's swiggity-swooty and going to the booty.
Kidding.

Not really.

1. True 90's Kid- when you know the cringe-worthy stages of a person(s).
"Remember that one time I had blonde hair? ew! You are a true 90's kid if you remember that."

2. True 90's Kid- it hasn't really been that long but you are trying to be funny and I guess it is working.
"Remember that one time I had a turtle?" "He died last week, Annie." "Yeah, well you are a true 90's kid if you remember."

3. You basically aren't from this century. Nope, you are stuck in the 90's.
"Who the heck is Jessie? Psh, I'm a true 90's kid, I watch Blossom." More like wrong effing time period.

4. Here we go boys. These people are the most annoying on the Internet. They are kind of like those who are trapped in the 90's, except they do know about what's happening now. But, they talk about how fan-freakin'-tastic the 90's were. Now these people have been around for a while, but they never have became less annoying.
"I'm such a true 90's kid. Who needs iPhones when you have the rocking tunes of the 90's. As if!"

Mhm, these are the people I avoid. Except 2 and 1 are not bad, they can actually be quite funny or entertaining, if used correctly. Please use it correctly. Please do not over-use it.

I will not go over the rules of it, but basically to not become annoying, don't

OVER USE IT

SCREW IT UP (USE INCORRECTLY)

HAVE THAT AS YOUR ONLY WITTY COMEBACK

THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT