Okay, y'all are confused about the second chapter, which specifically related to Tumblr girls.
Basic Tumblr girls.
I feel like this chapter is going to be kinda short but here we go.
THE BASICS- chapter two lmao I ain't repeating that
THE HARDCORES- you breathe Tumblr. Your daily life basically consists of this:
-eat
-breathe
-sleep
-shower (maybe)
-tumblr
-sleep
-repeat
You are our champion, our #1
go you
THE PLASTICS- why you gotta be so rude
you're kind of annoying.
stop causing fights in the comments, it's okay every once in a while if it is purely wrong, but most of the time:
stop it.
THE TINKERS- you make the DIY's that everyone questions whether or not it works. Your hair is perfect because, well, it's not a DIY but it might as well be. Your blog consists of everything you make, and sometimes you give people directions on how to do it.
You are our aspirations.
THE LEGENDS- you've been on Tumblr for quite some time now. Lots of people like you and you are typically the blog people go on the second their fingers tap on "Tumblr".
You are very humorous, people enjoy you a lot because of that. You typically aren't rude, mainly sarcastic if anything.
You make us laugh.
THE REGULARS- we don't do anything. We don't cause fights. We reblog. We eat. We reblog.
This is at least 70% of the Tumblr population.
You're typically sarcastic and very witty. You observe fights and eat popcorn while doing so.
Ah, what a nice community.
YOU ARE READING
A Guide of Tumblr
Humor*deep sigh* - this book is NOT meant to be offensive - meant to be funny or informational? - don't get butt hurt :-) - you can always ask me questions about anything you see in my book
