This really has nothing to do with the book, but I came up with this like two weeks ago and I want to put it on here.
Love is like shaving. You may just not have the time for it, so you hurry up and rush so it's over quickly. You may do a crap job with it and may be a little prickly afterwards. Or you go slower than an eighty year old woman walks and still get cut in the end.
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This Book Is Not Good For Your Health - My Life The Stand Up Comedy
HumorThe title says it all. Read this book and I'll make you pee your pants, or at least try to, with the comedy that is my life.