Have you ever seen an eight year old girl try to take on a six-foot-four man in a boxing match? I have, and it's one of the funniest things I've seen in my life.
So pretty much every night after dinner, my little sister has this Nobel Prize worthy idea that she's going to box my dad. Not only that, she's convinced she's going to win. After the table's cleared and before my dad can disappear into his garage, my sister leaps up from her seat and just throws insults at my dad. "Let's go old man," she says. She smacks her chest like she just walked out of the ghetto. Then she runs into her room and gets her boxing gloves (which she and my brother got for Christmas and I found it hysterical because they fight constantly) then my dad gets my brother's pair and they actually box in the kitchen.
Then, and here's the best part, there's that point that this episode reaches where my dad taps my sister with his fist. Then she goes full on drama queen and like does a backflip, lays on the ground and screams that he hit her to hard, even though she thinks she always thinks she's Little Mac from Punch Out when this happens. I always tell her she's going to get it handed to her one day. And on that day, I hope it's Little Mac just strutting out of alleyway and uppercuts her to the ground and says, "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIGH LANDER!" Would you not die of laughter?
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This Book Is Not Good For Your Health - My Life The Stand Up Comedy
UmorismoThe title says it all. Read this book and I'll make you pee your pants, or at least try to, with the comedy that is my life.
