CHAPTER #1

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Okay so what are the top ten cliché things that  every story on wattpad has? A banana? Yeah right! -_-
So according to my top ten list the things are-
• A teenager who is crazy 'bout Starbucks, thinks she is the ugliest person alive, is a HUGE FAN of one direction and is a NERD.
• She thinks her parents never understand her. Well I think all teenagers think like that . ( no offence! I'm also a teen) .
• A 10 page essay on how she dresses. ( cmon people we seriously don't want to know what kind of underwear  she likes to wear)
• Three pages full of lyrics ( Seriously  people you don't need to stoop that low just to make your chapter a bit longer. People want to know what happens to the character and not what kind of music she likes to listen to!)
• She is almost bankrupt and still manages to go to all One Direction concerts. Seriously concert tickets  aren't THAT cheap!
• Her one direction boyfriend thinks that she is the most beautiful human on earth but she still feels insecure -_- yeah right! If Harry Styles ever thought of me like that , I would totally start modelling .
• She has an unusual habit of going into comas.
• The authors always use the word "orbs " instead of eyes.
'He stared into my dark green orbs as I stared into his electric blue ones.'
• The book is about a bad boy and a goody two shoes who thinks she isn't a nerd but still manages to get straight A's . And in the end , it turns out that the bad boy isn't actually badass , he's just had a tough life back home.
• All the guys love to smirk all the time . It's like they never get tired of it 24/7 .
• There are always two people who fall in love with the main character . Just stop now . Seriously all the books on wattpad are full of love triangles. This is what happens to you when you start obsessing over twilight.
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Cliché much ? Dove le storie prendono vita. Scoprilo ora