Cliché much ?

CHAPTER #7

Hello guys! So this is chapter seven! I'm so sorry for not updating earlier. 😭😭 Forgive me?
Btw I have some great news!! I'm going to post the interviews I did with you guys in the next chapter! 😊❤️💜
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Here is a list of some overused, totally cliché lines which I absolutely hate :-
• "I was fooling around the school with my best enemy forever when I bumped into a wall. Wait, what? A wall?! Who the funk decided to build a wall in the middle of the toilet seat?!?"

Every time I read about human walls I feel like throwing up on my mobile's screen. Every damn book on wattpad has this totally overused, absolutely cliché line. I'm so sick of the same old wattpad lines *selena Gomez tone*. I swear even Alia Bhatt can differentiate between a human's chest and a freaking wall.

• " The blonde bimbo of a waitress was trying to flirt with my Shrek looking boyfriend. She was batting her long black eyelashes like a retarded camel and was twirling her long, platinum blonde hair around her finger. She was wearing clothes which were too revealing for my taste - I could clearly make out the outline of her puke colored push-up bra. Such a slut! She was eyeing my good-for-nothing boyfriend like he was a piece of meat. "

Can you guys please stop slut shaming? It's really, really offensive. And every waitress who has blonde hair and blue eyes is not a bimbo. Okay? Just because a girl was trying to flirt with your boyfriend doesn't mean that she is a slut. Stop slut shaming! JUST STOP.
A girl who likes to wear crop tops and short skirts isn't a slut. Ariana Grande also wears crop tops and short skirts, does it mean that she is a wh*re ? NO, it doesn't. It isn't just slut shaming it's basically hating women who are confident in their own skin.

• " Beep.
    Beep.
   Beep.
  Beep.
Urgh! What's that annoying noise?!
I tried opening my eyes but they were too heavy.
After trying for at least 35644 minutes, 54 seconds, my eyes finally flung open. All I could see was white.
Am I in heaven?
Beep.
Beep.
Argh!
I looked to my left and saw that all kinds of tubes were attached to my head and my ugly scar filled left hand. Speaking of my head, why does it hurt so much?
I then noticed that I was wearing a hospital gown. I saw that there was a nurse standing near the door.
After thinking for ten minutes, I finally womaned-up and asked her , ' How can I pee?'

Oh my god. Hahaha.

• " I started at my kidnapper for what felt like an eternity and then brought my knee up and kicked him where the sun doesn't shine.
He moaned in pain and fell down on his knees.
I smirked back in satisfaction. "

Ouch. That must have hurt.
What's it with wattpad girls and kneeing people in their sensitive areas?!

• " Our hands brushed and I felt sparks."
" He hugged me and I swear I felt electricity passing through my whole body. "

Oh Em Gee! Are you okay? Well duh! Of course you are not okay. Stupid me. You just got an electric shock.
Dumb.
I loathe this ' romantic spark' thingy.
And I also hate that ' I-get-butterflies-in-my-stomach-when-you-touch-me ' . It's so annoying!!
I swear all authors use it. Heck, even Taylor Swift has written a song 'Sparks Fly' (no offense to any swiftie, Taytay is awesome).

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