Always have a boyfriend
Boyfriend
noun
A person's regular male companion with whom they have a romantical or sexual relationship.
synonyms: lover, sweetheart, loved one, dearest, darling, escort, etc.
As a popular girl it's always important to have a trophy-worthy boy on your arm to brag about.
What do you need?
» A talent show to find boyfriend material.
» A long list of willing (or unwilling) contestants.
» Glitter. To be popular you HAVE to SPARKLE! Try to be the sparkle in someone's eye.
What to do:
1. Cross out all the 'not-hot' boys. Divide the rest of the boys in categories. The ones you feel sorry for and the ones that make you want to thank their parents for conceiving such a being. Ditch the rest.
2. Have them do impossible things. Bring them to their knees. The guy that lasts the longest is the one who has proven himself worthy of being able to stand next to you.
3. Crown him your Adonis.
Warning: Don't get glitter in your eyes, it hurts and may also end up with you falling of the stage or sneezing.
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Thanks to bf_level_notniall for the awesome cover (above) and the help with this step!
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How to be Popular 101
Teen FictionThis book started out as a drama play my friends and I had to do at school. How to be Popular 101 is a book based on real events that have been proven to work and help you climb the social ladder.
