Zodiac 202 (A how-to Zodiac)

The capricorn

Ah, the Capricorn. Glorious creature of the mountains. Looking down upon us feeble humans, from the roof of the world. Well that was until we learned how delicious a Capricorn, or Goat as it's more commonly known as, tasted. Though not as glorious as the unicorn, it is, however, more real. Though the unicorn is rumoured to be tasty, the Capricorn is actually quite tasty with a bit of rosemary, some garlic, and a little bit of lemon. Just roast it over open fire, until crispy and you have yourself quite a good meal.

Now to the characteristics of those borne under the Capricorn (22/12-19/01)
The Capricorn is stubborn, looks down towards all, and is usually the star sign of your boss. While snobby, at least, it is however easy to bring down, as even a simple .9 MM. Can easily shoot it's brain out.

With this knowledge in mind, let us skip to the part, of letting the flow of the Zociacism in our body, flow onto the paper of whatever we have at our disposal. Sip some of your liquid warm mana (this is the hot beverage of choice) to support the zodiac energy. Ready? Alright let's do it

"The Capricorn: You will find treasure, actual treasure. Buy that metal detector, and start practising the digging, you will need it soon. Should anyone laugh at you, sack them with your spade, because after all, remember you are superior."