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What does the wolf think?

Hey guys!! So this chapter is dedicated to wolfmans thoughts and I don't know why I am still writing this but a future author has to start somewhere..right?
I just wanted to thank everyone who has voted and commented on this story.. :D
Enjoy!
(Or at least try to)
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Cute cola

Look how her name slips by my tongue like honey..she has such a sweet name. Though I wish her name was "cute diet cola" as I've been getting a bit heavy lately.
I casually glance at myself as I pass by a reflective surface. My huge muscles were protruding out of my body and the ends of my bushy blue hair were sticking up and my toe nails were sharp and pointy. I quickly tried to brush my hair, compress my muscles and bite my toe nails off( it's difficult at first). I had to look presentable as I was going to jenny's and from there we would meet cute cola i.e my secret love interest. Ya I know that maybe she won't accept me and I am NOT planning on biting her head off if she rejects (maybe). And I wold totally try to control my rage when I am around her so she thinks I am cool and not some worked up mad wolf. I am already so excited.

The only problem that stands in my way is the stupid yoyo guy who is supposedly crushing on me
I would set him up with taht vampire dude or something.

I am so excited to see her, the way her eyebrows furrow together when she pooping, the way she burps erotically after eating a heavy meal and the way she farts without a care in the world.

Oh god

Someone save me

I feel like I am falling in looove
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"Wolfyy! Come down..We gotta go meet cute at the vegetable market!!" Jenny shouted

"Yeah just a sec bae"

I could hear her making gagging noises when I heard her actually throwing up all over my exported embroided precious rug.

"Oh dear!! Clean it right now or I am calling the cops" I shout at her

"Na na na na na "

I had to deal with this disgusting annoying whore for a few more hours but I'd dump her soon enough for you know who.

" You know I was just pretending to gag but the word you used..The cheesiness..of it made me actually throw up"

I had had enough..I was thinking of dumping her but she was getting on my nerves nad my spinal cord reacted before my brain  had the chance of processing my actions.

"AVADA KEDEVRA" I CRIED POINTING MY WAND AT HER AS HARD AS I COULD
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Umm ..I don't know where I am going with this.. But I do want to finish this book and come to a uniform conclusion no matter how impossible it may seem at the moment :P
I'll write more random unpredictable non sensical chaps soon. So wait you guys!