Meeting The Rabbits

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The door to hell slowly opened and then appeapered….. Satan himself. Just kidding!! 

  The door to the house opened and behind it stood a woman with way too much botox and makeup, and a man in a dark black suit and black glasses. Is it like some sort of fashion or something.

  Creepy got out of the car, he then came to my door and opened it. I stepped out. "What a gentleman!" I said, with 50 pounds of sacasm oozing into my voice. "Why thank you!" Creepy said. Wow! He really doesn't understand sarcasm.

We then walked to the doors of doom, where all hope is destroyed, and dreams are killed! Just kidding!!   We went to the door of the house where the woman and man stood, I guess they were the parents.

"Hello Mr and Mrs. Rabbit" I said. Wasn't I such a lady, greeting them in such a formal way.  

"What do you mean Mr and Mrs. Rabbit, we are Mr. and Mrs. Evans, why would you think we are rabbits"Mrs Rabbit said. Wow, fake on the outside and dumb on the inside." It's pretty obvious since you have that many kids it must mean that you are rabbits"

"We were not expecting someone of this deficient in manners. But, you are quite outspoken. Anyways Madam Dubont will fix anything that needs fixing"

"Fixing! I don't need any fixing. I'm not a dog. If anyone needs fixing here, it's you! You and your 50 billion gazillion unicornillian children! You have 10 kids plus the times you used protection. You people do the boogity woogity way too much  You, you dolphin-raping baboon. And don't you try to back away slowly Mr. Creepy guy! I have eyes at the back of my head!" andthen Mrs. Rabbit fainted. Huh! I could get used to that.

Mrs. Rabbit fainted.

Mrs. Rabbit fainted.

Mrs. Rabbit fainted.

Mrs. Rabbit fainted.

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