I'm going to be putting more than 1 joke in each chapter. Enjoy...
Don't break anyone's heart, they only have 1
Break their bones, they have 206
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Voldemort: So all I have to do if lie?
Pinocchio: Yup
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Boy: Our principal is so stupid
Girl: Do you knw who I am?
Boy: No
Girl: Im the principals' daughter.
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No
Boy: Good
*Boy walks away*
