Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool so i gave him a glass of water.
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Wife: had your lunch?
Husband: had your lunch
Wife: Im asking you
Husband Im asking you
Wife: You copying me?
Husband: You copying me?
Wife: Lets go shopping
Husband: I had my lunch
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Boy: Hey, let me give you a little riddle. Theres a table with four peop;e who are supose to sit down in four chairs, but they have no clue where to sit. There is you, me will and mary. In which order will we sit?
Girl: Um, You, me, mary, will
Boy: Nope, guess again
Girl: Will, you, mary, me. Oh wait...
Boy: Of course :D
