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*Texting*

Person 1: I totally failed safety and health class today...

Person 2: How did you manage that?

Person 1: Well one of the questions was "in case of a fire, what step would you take?"

Person 2: And...

Person 1: "flipping large ones" was apparently wasn't the answer


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Vote if you have done at least one of these

1. walked into a room and forget what you where going to do, walk out, then remember again

2. when you where younger, drew the sun in the corner of the paper

3. When you where little, thought the shape of a real heart was actually <3

4. Closed the fridge door really slow just to see if the light stayed on or went off

5. Tried to ballence the light between OFF and ON

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*Texting*

Son: Happy birthday mom!!! How old are you now 81? 82?

Mom: *Send picture- smiling holding up middle finger*

Son: Love you too mom!!! :)

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