7 facts in this world...
1. you can not put soap in your eyes
2. you can not count your hair
3. you can not breath thru your nose with your tongue out
4. Put your tongue back in your mouth
5. when you did number 3, you realized its possible, but only you looked like a dog
6. Your smiling right now because I fooled you
7. Share this so you can have revenge too
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3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they where drunk so he started the engine and turned it off again. He told them. "We have reached."
The first guy gave him money. The second guy said, "Thank you." The third guy slapped him. The driver was shocked, thinking the third guy knew what he did. But then he asked, "what was that for?" The third guy responded, "CONTROL YOU SPEED NEXT TIME !!! YOU ALMOST KILLED US!"...
(this gets me every time I see this)
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(this is not a joke- sorry. READ UT THOUGH. ITS SO TRUE)
fake Friends: Never ask for food
Real friends: the reason you don't have food
fake friends: call your parents mr/mrs
real friends call your partent mom/dad
fake friends: have never seen you cry
Real friends: cry with you
fake friends: borrow your stuff for a few days and return it
real friends: keep your stuff and forget its yours
fake friends: know about you
real friends: could write a book about you
fake friends: knock on your door
real friends walk in and say, "Im home"
fake friends: help you when you fall
real friends: jump on you and say "DOG PILE!'
fake friends: are around for a while
real friends: are for life
fake friends: say '' I love you'' in a joking manor
real friends: say ''I love you'' and they mean it
fake friends: will read this
real friends: will steal this
