Crybaby

2

School today. It's my first day back of my last year in high school.
Too be honest I don't know how I made it this far, my first year and second year consisted of video games, drinking, and smoking the occasional bowl whilst playing the guitar and eating pizza, last year consisted of also video gaming, drinking, guitar and pizza so I'm guessing this year will be the same, maybe adding some girls to the mix though, atleast that's the goal.
Mum did laundry on Sunday so now I don't have to wear my ugly ass jorts.
I can already imagine the things luke would say if he saw me wearing them.
Instead of the jorts I was just in my black skinny jeans, and wearing a basic black sleeveless top.
Showing off the cool tattoos I have on my arm that I got a few months back.
What can I say, I'm a badass
Calum and I walked to school together, picking up the tradition from the past few years.
I had my backpack slung over my shoulder while cal just held a football and a cigarette.
"Where's your backpack" I elbowed him on his toned bicep, where he also had a few tattoos.
"It's the first day of school mate, I don't need shit." Calum chuckled, elbowing me back.
I adjusted my SnapBack over my bright red hair as we approached the large school building.
Students were milling about upfront.
We made our way to the front steps, waiting for luke I guess?
Calum continued smoking his cigarette even though there was no smoking on school property. If I smoked, I would smoke on school property because that's how punk rock I am. I commend calum even though one day he will get in trouble.
"Hey Mikey isn't that the neighbour chick?" Calum elbowed me in the gut causing me to groan.
Why the fuck did he elbow me, like I'm not fucking deaf.
I look over to wear cal is pointing and feel my mouth open slightly.
Oh it's definatly Charlotte that I'm looking at, but it doesn't look anything like her at all.
She wore heavier makeup, well not heavy, just noticeable that she was actually wearing it, and instead of a stud, she had a black hoop in her nose. Her hair was curled -- not naturally of course, but it fell down to her middle back.
No she wasn't wearing khakis or some ugly ass blouse, she was wearing a tight black turtle neck and a black pleated skirt with high socks. She held her bag in one hand and a cigarette in the other.
"Yeaaaah" I replied slowly, eyes still glued on her walking towards the entrance with her brother who I'm guessing was just starting highschool.
"She's hot" calum and I weren't discrete with out stares and to be honest, her 'schoolgirl gone emo' look was kind of making me tight in the pants.
Fuck look away, LOOK AWAY
My eyes finally darted away when she got closer and I quickly turned around, pretending to look for my fellow giant blonde friend (who I spotted talking to some curly haired hippy boy by a tree wtf luke??)
"Who's luke talking too?" I swatted cals arm, pointing at luke. It's not like I actually cared that luke had other friends, I was just trying to get my mind off the sexy vampire schoolgirl that just so happened to be my fucking neighbour.
"That's just haz" calum shrugged, stepping on his cigarette butt.
"Oh" I nodded, still staring over at them because I didn't want to risk making eye contact with Charlotte (who was now a lot closer than before to where I sat on the steps)
I mentally told my dick to calm down a bit as calum tugged me to turn around to socialize with him.
"What" I snapped, taking him and myself by suprise.
"Woah someone is moody" calum poked my cheek causing me to roll my eyes.
"What's your neighbours name"
"Charlotte"
FUCK why did I tell him that, now he's going to call her over
Calum never ceases to disappoint because that's exactly what he fucking did.
"Charlotte!" Calum shouted and then turned to talk to the random girl standing next to us (that had clearly enjoyed taking in calums second hand smoke)
That dick
Charlotte turned to look at me and smiled slightly, drawing her brother along to come over.
"Tha-t was calum that called you over not me" fuck I can't even talk to her now
"Oh so you don't want to talk to me?"
She smirked, taking a drag of her cigarette.
Honestly what the fuck why was she so hot.
"Uhm" I coughed slightly as calum laughed to himself beside me, completely eavesdropping.
"You look different" I nodded
Don't stare at her boobs don't stare at her boobs
"Yeah, I know. Mum wanted us to put up a good face at yours so she made me wear her clothes" Charlotte rolled her eyes, taking another drag and blowing the smoke out towards the sky.
"Oh, I thought you had potential" I slapped my hand over my mouth and I could see her little brother (who I still didn't know his name) burst into laughter.
"Potential yeah?" She smirked again, raising an eyebrow at me.
Fuck Michael why do you have to say stupid things
"Ye-yeah" I stirred back, my confidence obviously lacking.
"Look, Michael thinks your hot, so do I, I'm calum by the way" calum finally turned around and stuck out a hand for Charlotte to shake.
She took her attention off me thank god and turned to shake calums hand.
"Hi calum, I'm Charlotte" she smirked again slightly, taking a final drag from her cigarette before throwing it in the side garden of the school, blowing the smoke to her side (which just so happened to be Luke's face)
Luke coughed slightly, his eyes scrunching up a bit, looking somewhat taken aback.
"Sorry, didn't see you" she chuckled slightly, the confidence she had earlier seemed to drain from her and she almost looked nervous.
Maybe it's Luke's baby faced cuteness
"How could you not see him, he's practically a giant" I guffawed, glancing up at luke with a small smile, him flipping me off in return.
"Ha ha very funny clifforconda" luke smirked slightly as I felt my cheeks go slightly red.
That nickname was from what, like 2 years ago?
Long story short, I have the biggest dick out of us three. (It's not even that big, but I guess compared to theirs)
"Clifforconda?" Charlotte smirked again, looking over at me with a raised eyebrow.
"Yeah. Michaels got a big dick" calum shrugged.
I put my head in my hands.
"there's young ears calum, shut up" luke sat beside calum, and punched him in the arm, nodding towards charlottes little brother (who was dying of laughter at our god awful conversation)
"Oh come on, he's not little, also he looks like mini you" calum poked Luke's arm and pointed at both their faces while Charlotte and I stared, rather amused.
"What's your name bro" luke nodded towards the mini him.
"Griffin"
Griffin Johnson, typical
"Well griff- can I call you griff? I'm going to call you griff" luke now had his hand on griffins shoulder and was looking him right in the eyes.
"You will get mad pussy if you get a lip piercing, I'm telling you, the ladies love it"
I groaned at Luke's comment and calum was now resting his head on my shoulder, shaking with laughter.
Griffin stood awkwardly, looking up at his sister (who did not look amused)
"Luke you get no girls whatsoever" calum glanced at luke, tears in his eyes from laughing.
Wow calums eyes are almost nonexistant when he laughs
"Excuse me, did Kendra jones send you booty pics last night? Because she sent me some" luke raised his hands while calum and I both gasped.
"what?!?"
"Yeah man, black lace thong and all" luke smirked at us both.
That's when I realized that Charlotte and griffin still stood there, listening in.
"Jesus Christ" I muttered to myself.
"Luke shut up" I nodded towards the two newbies. Charlotte had her arms crossed over her chest and her brother just glanced around the front patio
Don't look at her boobs don't look at her boobs
"So what classes do you have Charlotte" I decided to change subjects which she seemed to be releived by.
"Art, bio, math, history"
My eyes widened slightly
We have two classes Together fuck yeah!!
" i have art and history with you then" I smiled.
"I guess chad will be proud to hear that you know someone in some of your classes" I chuckled, getting the chills when thinking of chad
"Oh my lord, don't call him chad" Charlotte put her hands on her head and chuckled slightly.
"I Happen to love the name chad"
I fucking hate that name
"How, it's an ugly name" Charlotte laughed again.
"Well I gotta go get my locker number, nice talking--?" Before I could say anything else, she had walked away, leaving me staring at her ass in hopes that her skirt would fly up.
God I'm a desperate perv
I shook my head at myself.
"Dibs" luke spoke up.
"No fair she's my neighbour so she's mine" I pointed out, reaching across calum to punch luke on the arm.
"I don't care, I just want her mum" calum leaned back on the steps and shrugged while luke and I both gave him weird stares
Typical calum
"In all seriousness though michael, I need to fuck her" luke looked at me with a dead serious expression.
"No! Go fuck Kendra! I get dibs on my own neighbour!"
"I guess will see who gets lucky first" luke winked causing me to let out another groan.
Luke:1 Michael:0
That's always how it goes.
"Maybe you lads won't need to fight, maybe someone ranked a little higher has his eyes on Charlotte" luke and I both turned to look where calum looked over, and we both immediately let out a sigh.
Looks like none of us would be fucking Charlotte any time soon if who she was talking too wanted her aswell.
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This is gunna be random and funny and sometimes serious so soz