Crybaby

3

I made my way home with calum walking beside me again. Charlotte and griffin were trailing behind us but cal and I made sure to keep a safe distance after seeing her talking with Ashton.
Stupid prick
Cal lit up a cigarette and took a drag.
Today was boring, basically same old school, pointless.
I could've been at home playing guitar in my boxers while eating pizza all day but nooo I had to learn about stupid shit.
Art was fun though, all we did was draw in our sketchpads since the teacher didn't show up. Typical.
"So party Friday night"
Also typical, beginning of the year highschool party
"It's abc" calum smirked as he took another drag.
"Abc?" I muttered quietly.
"As in already been chewed?" Yes the first thing I think of is abc gum because I used to prank little kids on the bus asking if they wanted my abc gum and yes they ate my chewed gum. I'm a terrible person I know
"Anything but clothes you fuck nut" calum chuckled as he took another puff.
Fuck fuck FUCK
"I'm not going" I decided, somewhat annoyed that I have to miss a chance to get drunk and possibly hook up with a girl just because I'm insecure.
"What? Why?" Calum grabbed my arm and forced me to stop walking so I faced him.
"Unlike you calum, I don't have the body of a god and the skin tone of a Greek warrior. I'm pale and fat so excuse me I'll just stay home and play that video game I bought the other day"
I sighed, wanting to keep moving because Charlotte and her brother were catching up to us.
"Come on" I tried dragging calum but he stayed planted on the pavement.
His expression looked serious.
Fuck he better not rant to me about how I'm wasting my life away, because bitch I already know
"You think I have the body of a god?"
"OH MY GOD CALUM" calum burst into laughter as he finally continued walking with me.
Just my luck though because Charlotte caught up.
"What party" I could smell the smoke coming off her aswell and I felt a bit concerned for little griffin.
Ya he might be 14 but he still looks likes little fetus child, so I feel the urge to buy him a gas mask for when Charlotte smokes around him.
Can't be having that second hand smoke
"Michael won't go to this abc party because he's self concious" calum scoffed, walking backwards so he could face Charlotte
I hope he falls
"Really mike?" Charlotte was laughing slightly which really was actually pissing me off.
"Don't call me mike" I muttered, kicking a stone on the pavement.
"Woah easy there pal." I could hear Charlotte laughing slightly behind me causing me to roll my eyes
PAL. Okay bitch
"Are you going Charlotte?" Calum was still walking backwards and I was honestly impressed with his balance.
If I was walking backwards for the amount of time he had been, I would have broken my spine by then.
"Yeah well Ashton told me to go so I might" I could see her shrug as if it was no big deal out of my perfiferals.
I let out a dry laugh.
"If Ashton asked you to go, then why did you start talking to us acting like you didn't know about the party" I scoffed, glancing behind me slightly so I could roll my eyes at her.
Ya she's hot but she's with Ashton now I guess
"I just was making conversation Michael, geez" she huffed.
"Bye guys" calum turned around, giving me one last wave before turning down his street.
"Later cal" I flipped him off and began walking faster, trying to create a larger gap between Charlotte, griffin and I.
"Wait up" Charlotte ran up so she now was walking right beside me.
I could feel her blue eyes burning into my skin so I quickly glanced at her. I hate it when people stare at me.
"What?" I asked, shaking my head slightly.
"Do you, not like Ashton or something? What's your deal?" She took another drag from her cigarette and threw the butt on the road beside us.
"Why, do you like Ashton or something?" Why am I asking her this, why do I care
"He just offered to give me a tour"
Of his dick I bet, short tour
"Right" I muttered, kicking at another stone infront of me.
"We just don't see eye to eye, okay? Now if you'll excuse me, I have some things to attend too" I turned down my front drive, glancing back to see Charlotte still staring at me as she walked up her drive.
"Come to the party Michael" she grinned before entering her garage.
Like hell I will
I opened the door, already smelling cookies that my mum was making
Bless this women
"Muuuum I'm hoooome" I sighed, throwing my bag on the floor near my ratty vans.
"Hey baby, how was school" she smiled at me as I walked into the kitchen, giving her a side hug as I looked at the cookies that were cooling on the rack.
"Boring" I muttered, grabbing some cookies in my hand.
"Fuck" I muttered again.
These bad boys are hot
"Language Michael" mum scolded
"Sorry mum, I mean frick" I scoffed whilst laughing at my alternative.
"That's better" she smiled while i stuffed a cookie in my mouth .
I looked down at my phone seeing a text.
Pukey luke: come to the skatepark before dindin
Mikey clifforconda: Kk be there soon
Yes Luke's contact name is pukey luke because he can't hold his alcohol for shits
"I'm going to skate mum" I yelled whilst running to my room to change.
I put on some Random sleeveless top, throwing my old one on the ground with all my other shit, and grabbed my board from the corner beside my acoustic guitar.
I turned my SnapBack backwards and quickly ran out of my room.
"Be back before 7, were having chicken Parm" my mum yelled after me as I put on my vans and made my way out the door, yelling a quick "okay" back at her.
"Where are you going"
I let out an audibly loud groan and turned to face Charlotte, who was now on her front porch wearing some sweats and a tie dye shirt,
"None of your concern" I walked towards the road, ready to skate away.
"I skate too"
"Ya right" I turned, rolling my eyes.
I could not picture her skating
In that skirt though, damn.
"Well I do so--"
Fuck she wants me to invite her.
"Cool" I nod, looking around awkwardly.
"Well gotta go!" I wave awkwardly and skate away.
Well fuck that was awkward.
Part of me thinks she's going to follow me, I hope not.
-
"Hey puke" I chuckle as I skate towards luke who is sitting beside some of our skate park friends who don't actually go to the same school as us.
I give them a few nods and fist bumps before sitting down.
"Sup clifforconda" luke is busy typing on his phone.
"Who are you texting" I peeked over his thumbs to see what he was doing.
" es talkin' too his fookbuddy, right Lukas?" Louis chuckled, his accent as prominent as ever.
"Which one" I rolled my eyes, adjusting my seating.
"I'm talking with Francesca" luke smirked, my eyes widening.
"Is calum okay with that?"
Francesca is calums ex girlfriend. Crazy hot but fucking insane. Like she went phsyco on cal because she thought he was cheating on her.
Turns out she thought that he was cheating with a girl name michayla (which was my contact name on calums phone until recently)
Because calum was always texting me.
Yeah, stupid I know. But Francesca is C-R-A-Z-Y.
What the fuck is luke doing.
"He doesn't know" luke shrugged, causing me to shake my head at his own stupidity.
"Well I came here to skate so yeah" I got off my ass and skated towards the ramp, catching some air as I skated off it. Louis followed me on his board, doing some tricks aswell.
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I woke up, groaning as I sat up looking at my clock.
7 am on a Friday, time for hell.
I got up an made my way to the kitchen to grab some toast and Vegemite before making my way back to my room to get ready.
My hair laid flat on my head so I put some mousse and hairspray in it to make it spike up in its usual manor.
I changed into my black skinny jeans and some random tatty band shirt before grabbing my board and making my way to the front door.
"Hey" I let out another groan as I looked over to see Charlotte running up to me with her board aswell.
She was wearing a black offspring shirt and some leggings and I immediatly recognized the shirt.
"Did you hook up with luke?" I blurted out, jumping on my board as she did the same.
"What? Who's luke" she glanced at me, a confused facial expression written on her face.
Thank god
"My tall blonde friend" I rolled my eyes, keeping a steady pace with Charlotte as she lit up a cigarette.
"Oh, lip ring boy" she smirked, taking a drag.
Lip ring fuck boy more like
"Ya" I nodded
"He has the same shirt as you"
I nodded towards her top.
"Oh, well he may be a player but at least he has good taste in music. No I didn't fuck him" she smirked again, skating a bit ahead of me.
Daaamn
My eyes landed on her ass. Let's just say I'm admiring the view.
"Good" I sighed, half talking about her not hooking up with luke and half talking about her ass.
"So you coming to the party tonight?"
Fuck, the party
" naah"
There's no way I'm going if it's abc or whatever
"You should, it'll be fun" she persisted, glancing back at me again with a smile on her face.
She has a cute dimple on her left cheek.
"I'm just not really up for not wearing clothes in public" I rolled my eyes sarcastically.
"Well it's not like you have anything to be ashamed of" Charlotte shrugged to herself
If she only knew
"Uh ya I do" I scoffed, glancing at my tummy.
"Well if people make fun of you then they are assholes" she shrugged again.
I nodded to myself, looking to see if calum was in sight since we were skating past his road.
Nope!
My guess is that he's sleeping in, something I wish I did.
"But it's not like people would make fun of you, I mean, Ashton says you're quite the bad boy" Charlotte slowed her pace so she was skating beside me.
Fuck now I can't stare at her ass
Wait, Ashton said what?
"Wait when did he say that" I urged, somewhat curious and annoyed now.
"Last night when I was texting him about you" she shrugged.
I felt heat rush to my cheeks and i quickly put my palms on my cheeks to cool them off.
"Uhm, why were you asking him about me"
I glanced at her, seeing that we were now almost at school.
"I just wanted to know more about you, and about why you two don't see eye to eye" she put air quotations up at my 'eye to eye' quote, rolling her eyes slightly.
We both got of our boards and she threw her cigarette In a bush as we made our way to the front steps.
"Well if you want to get to know me better, than why don't you just talk to me" I chuckled dryly, itching the back of my head awkwardly
Am I flirting? what am I doing?
"Yeah well- you're not the nicest to me Michael" she stuffed her board into her bag, avoiding eye contact
"Wait? Okay, true-" I sighed, smiling smugly to myself.
"You're sassy" she chuckled, glancing up at me, slinging her bag over her shoulder.
"I am not sassy" I scoffed, rolling my eyes and sitting on a step.
I could see people staring at us from around the front garden.
Why do people have to stare
"What did Ashton say?" I looked up at her, she was debating weather or not to sit beside me, I could tell, so I patted on the cement beside me.
"He said about as much as you did, which is nothing" she stared ahead, sitting beside me, a scowl prominent on her face.
I mentally thanked Ashton even though I hate his fucking guts.
"Good" I muttered to myself, nodding slightly.
If there was one thing I didn't need, it was my hot neighbour nosing into my business.
"Whatever" she huffed, turning her head slightly. I followed her gaze and looked to see luke walking towards us
"Hey" I nodded, glancing up to see luke smirking at charlottes shirt.
"Stole my shirt then?" Charlotte scowled again.
I bet she's regretting wearing that shirt.
"Now everyone will think you two fucked" I chucked slightly, earning a glare from Charlotte and a smug smile from luke.
"True, and you'll get dresscoded" luke shrugged, typing something in his phone.
Probably Francesca
"Awh come on. I'll just wear my backpack all day then" she shook her head.
"Bye" she stood up, walking towards where Ashton stood with a few of his jock friends.
"Bye babe" luke smirked causing her to flip him off.
"She definantly wants me" luke took Charlottes spot beside me as I let out a sarcastic laugh.
"Oh absolutely" I chuckled, slapping his back.
"You coming to the abc party tonight at Harry's?"
I literally can't get away from this stupid party.
"No" I groaned, leaning my head against the cement step behind me.
"Mate why not, ya I know you're self concious but I am too! Just like wear a pizza box or something. Think about it this way" luke paused, resting his hand on my shoulder like we were going to have some father son talk.
Good god, this kid and his theatrics
"Abc, anything but clothes. Do you know what that means? That means nearly naked girls everywhere" luke stared into my eyes, the most serious expression written on his face.
Okay so one thing about luke is that he's obsessed with sex (even though he's had it maybe twice in his life) like he is infatuated with girls, and girls go for him because they think he's cute and nerdy, when in reality, he's just a fuckboy- and yeah he's a bit nerdy.
I honestly think his infatuation is pathetic.
I can see naked girls in porn without having to actually go out--
But on the other hand, free alcohol and the girls are actually present. Not like any would hook up with big old Michael
I was in the process of weighing the pros and cons in my head when I was interrupted by a girl voice.
Luke and I both looked up to see some girls standing infront of us.
I recognized one girl from history, Ella I think her name is.
I think I've tutored her before if I'm being honest, but then again I have the memory of a goldfish so..
"Hey Michael" the girl beside her giggled a bit.
What's going on
"Hi, we have history together right?" Might aswell make things less awkward by trying to pretend I know her better than I do.
"Yeah, it's Ellie" she smiled, brushing a piece of her Lavendar hair out of her face.
Okay, ellie not Ella
"Yeah" I nodded, pretending I knew that.
"Well, jess and I" she pointed towards her hot friend indicating that she was jess.
" well were wondering if you two are going to the party tonight at Harry's" Ellie and jess both looked as us and I was about to say no until dumb fuck puke hemmings stepped in.
"Yeah were both going" he winked towards jess and I could see her blushing.
Fuck sake luke
"Uhm well-" I felt Luke's elbow jab into my stomach.
"Fuck" I grunted, leaning over slightly at the impact.
Ellie and jess just stood there staring at us like we were crazy.
"Okay cool, uhm, see you there then" Ellie smiled slightly and placed a hand on my knee, winking at me before she walked away with jess.
"We did it mate, were getting laid tonight" luke fist pumped in the air and giggled, yes he giggled, with excitement as I sat, hands on my stomach, groaning.
What have I got myself into
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