poptartprince: ALRIGHT WHOS READY TO GET THEIR GAME ON
itsthebobert: HECK YEAH I AM
poptartprince: Alex and Nick your responses
poptartprince: I texted them literally ten seconds ago BROS WHERE YOU AT
lexpranos: what's up
poptartprince: wait so you made your username a pranos meme of yourself
lexpranos: yes Nick's gonna be on in ten actual seconds
smolbean: what is up my pals
itsthebobert: ok let's just make our characters' names our real names so we don't get too confused
lexpranos: dude I heard if you do that you get TRAPPED UP IN THIS
poptartprince: BETTER SORRY THAN SAFE
smolbean: PAUL NO
poptartprince: PAUL YES
GAME STATS
Paul - 0
Bob - 0
Alex - 0
Nick - -200
smolbean: HOW DID THAT
poptartprince: LETS JUST GO I THINK I LOST ALL FEELING IN MY BODY
lexpranos: WHAT SAME I THINK ITS THE LEGEND MAN
itsthebobert: time for death
••••
"These are the most realistic graphics ever!" Paul smiled, looking around at his friends.
"We didn't even design our avatars... Why do they look just like us?" Nick asked.
"It's the curse, man. We are our avatars." Alex explained.
"Let's just go. I'm skipping tutorials."
•••
MISSION ONE
1: befriend some NPCs! they can help you later!
smolbean: come ON you all know I have like .00003 social skills
lexpranos: I got you
•••
Alex walked up to a random NPC.
•••
OPTION ONE: buy bread
OPTION TWO: chat her up
OPTION THREE: ask for directions
lexpranos chose option three!
•••
"Hey! Do you know where we could gear up?" Alex asked the NPC.
"Yeah! There's a shop a couple blocks west!" The NPC responded.
"Thank you!"
•••
lexpranos earned 20 points!
•••
"I am so glad you didn't chose to chat her up." Nick laughed.
"Let's just get out of here, I wanna start fighting shit!" Paul punched the air enthusiastically.
