Romano and California: a Hetalia political union

Don't talk to strangers

"I have to go take care of business back home. I'll call you as soon as I get there." Said Romano as he tied his tie. 

"Ok... You promise to call." Said California.

"Yes. I promise." Said Romano as he kissed California."Look I know your still scared about what happened a few nights ago but don't worry I'm leaving on real business not mafia business. Now I have to go Italy is waiting for me." He told her as he walked out the door. 

Romano has to go back and take care of some stuff with his economy or whatever. I'm gonna miss while he's away. I've been really scared lately too, ever since his car was blown up by Ireland. He's been really stressed out too, but that's only cause he loves me. He loves me, he tells me every time after he's finished venting. 

California hadn't left her house in the past few days, since the Irish car bomb incident. She had been so scared to leave she had neglected to go grocery shopping. She was scared to walk out the front door, let alone get in a car. But these were things people had to do. She put on her shoes and grabbed her purse and she was out the door. She only needed a few things anyway, in and out in no time. Then she would be back safe at home in no time. There would be nothing to it, or so she thought. After she got her brown bag of groceries she started walking down the road. When she was about to cross the road a limousine pulled over and stopped in front of her, the window opened and she saw a man with red hair.

"Excuse me miss, you wouldn't happen to be California would you?" Asked the red haired man.

"Uhh... Yes I am." She said.

"Right, right.... We got her!" Shouted the man as another man grabbed her and forced her in the car. "Go go go! We got her!" He yelled at the driver.  California was terrified.  

"Who... who are you?" She asked.

"Pardon us for not introducing ourselves. I'm Ireland and the chap you spoke to earlier is my brother Scotland. We're sorry for nabbing you like this but we thought you wouldn't answer the phone or open the front door. We know it  wasn't very gentlemanly of us." Said Ireland as he continued to hold California so she wouldn't jostle around so much.  

"What do you want from me?" She asked.

"We want you." Said Scotland as he climbed on top of California and held her by the wrists. 

"Stop it get off me!" She yelled.

"Now, now we aren't going to do anything to you if you don't want us to. By the way if you do all you have to do is ask. But we're not here for that now are we Ireland?" Said Scotland.

"No, we're here to make a deal with you." Said Ireland into California's ear. 

"A.... A deal? What kind of deal?" She asked.

"Let sell our bootleg in your backyard." Said Scotland as he got closer to California's face. California coudln't help but notice how much the two looked and sounded like her uncle Britain.

"Y...You two are related to Britain aren't you?" She asked.

"Well... Look who figured it out." Said Ireland as he continued to hold her in his lap. 

"Mmm... Such a pretty girl... And smart too. I like that." Said Scotland as he placed a small kiss on her neck. California cringed in fear.

"P.... Please don't... Don't do that." She said. 

"Oh why... Afraid you might like it ,love? Afraid that the only reason your still with Romano is because that your not in love with him but your actually afraid of him." Whispered Scotland as he rubbed her thigh. 

"No! Stop it! shut up!" She yelled as she kneed Scotland in the stomach, just missing his crotch. Scotland moaned in pain.

"Oh now that wasn't a very nice thing to do to my brother." Said Ireland as he force California onto the floor of the car. He rolled her over so that he would be looking down at her. "You don't have to apologize though. Scotland you should know better than to put your hands on a pretty lady like that." 

"Ugh... Yeah sorry 'bout that boss." Said Scotland.

"Please just.... just let me go...." She whimpered.

"Oh but we havn't finished making our little deal lass." He said. "Come on. Let us sell our bootleg and we'll leave your precious Romano alone." Said Ireland.  

"You'll leave Romano alone?" She asked.

"Mhmm... All you have to do is agree to let us sell our bootleg. Thats all." Said Ireland as he got closer to her face. 

"But you promise to leave to the Italian mafia alone too right?" She asked.

"Ehhhhh.... Fine! We'll leave them alone too.... But you have to tell that Romano to lay off our mob." Said Ireland.

"Alright... I'll talk to him." She said.

 "That's a good little girl. No wonder Romano likes you so much." Said Ireland.

 "Now please let me go now." Said California.

"Alright but gives your number. That way if the Italians are acting up we can tell you to talk to Romano." Said Scotland. California gave them her number and then they drove her home. She walked back inside a bit shaken but changed. A few minutes after she walked back inside the phone rang.

"Hello?" She answered.

"Hey Cali, it's me Romano. Just calling to check on you." Said Romano over the phone.

"Oh! Hi Romano, I miss you already." Said California.

"I miss you too. So how is everything going?" Asked Romano.

"Everything is... Great. No need to worry." She said.

"You sure? No ones bugging you right?" Asked Romano.

"No, no one is. I'm just reading that new book Maryland sent me." She said.

"Oh that's great well I have to go now. I only called to make sure you were ok." Said Romano.

"Oh ok. Bye then. I love you." She said.

"Yeah, yeah love you too. Bye." Said Romano before hanging up.