Romano and California: a Hetalia political union

Push came to Shove

It had been about two or three months since Romano and California had begun dating. America was unaware of the nature of their relationship. He only assumed they were friends, very good friends. It had been a few hours since Romano came back from his business too. When he came back all he really wanted to do was be affectionate with California. When they got home he didn't even want to go up to the bedroom.

"R...Romano... Ahehehe... Stop it that tickles!" Said California as Romano nibbled on her neck. 

"But it's making you smile why would I want stop making you smile." Said Romano as he began to loosen his tie.

"Let's go upstairs and do this!" Said California.

"No come on we're good here." Said Romano as he unbuttoned California's dress. 

"Wh..What if someone see's us?" Said California.

"We're indoors who's gonna see?" Said Romano as he began to undo his pant's. Little did they know America was on his way to pay California a surprise visit. 

"Cali is gonna be so surprised when she see's I finally got her that dress from China that she wanted." America said to himself as he reached California's front door. "Wow I still can't believe Romano was willing to get this house for her... He can be a jerk sometimes but he's alright other times." He said as he opened the front door. "Hey Cali guess who...." Said America as he stopped to see Romano on top of his daughter. 

"Daddy! What are you... Uhh doing here?" Said California as Romano got off of her.

"What the hell is going on here?" Asked America.

"We were about have sex." Said Romano. "California and I like to do that from time to time." 

"You little son of ..." America said as he punched Romano in the face.

"So... You finally decided to grow a back bone." Said Romano as he wiped blood from his mouth. "Well this means I get to hit you back now." He said as punched America. 

"Oh my gosh stop it right now!" Yelled California.

"After he stops taking advantage of you!" Said America.

"He's not taking advantage I let him." admitted California.

"Yeah. She's been letting me for almost three months." Snickered Romano.

"Oh that is it! This is the last straw!" Yelled America as he tackled Romano onto a coffee table that broke. They were throwing punches and kicking. California was screaming at them to stop but they couldn't hear her over the sounds of breaking lamps and wood. When Romano had the chance he picked up a piece of wood that had broken off the coffee table. When America he reacted the only way he could and that was rush him. America ran into him with so much force they both went out the living room window. She quickly buttoned her dress back up and ran out to try to stop them fighting. They were making quiet a scene since nearly everyone in the neighborhood was watching them fight. 

Meanwhile up the street....

"So you brought the cheap electronics right-aru?" Asked China.

"Yes China-san.... Why are bringing gifts to a political meeting again?" Asked Japan.

"We're bringing them to get on California's good side and open up more trade." Said China.

"Why can't we just ask?" Said Japan. "If it would benefit all of us why bother even going threw the trouble of getting her gifts?" he asked. "China-san?" Said Japan when he didn't get a response, he looked at China's face and couldn't help but notice his blushing smile.