Drunk Texts

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*you have named the conversation mILEY WAHTS GOOF?!1?!*

me 🌈: i'M MIELY MONTAMA. niKKI MINAJ IS LERM. KERM SAY MEILY VAZ HAPPENIN'
tea sippin' girl ☕️: y/n it's hannah montana. not miley montana 😂 and vas' happenin' is by zayn not nikki 😂 it's miley what's good
🍑🍑🍑: *groans* y/nnnn get off of meeeeeeeee
me 🌈: but yoire ass is soooo comfyy 😩
🍑🍑🍑: bae is you drunk?
lerm the worm 🙊: are*
🍑🍑🍑: be quiet lern
lerm the worm 🙊: it's lerm* 😂
🍑🍑🍑: actually it's kerm,***
me 🌈: did yoU KNWO THAY CUMILA ID GAY DOR LERM
🍑🍑🍑: no bby i'm gay for yu
lerm the worm 🙊: i'm only gay for you babe 😏
me 🌈: i'M GAY FOR DEMI

*me 🌈 has added demidems to mILEY WAHTS GOOF?!1?!*

me 🌈: dEMO I LOBE UOU
demidems 💕: i lOBE YOU TOO BABE
me 🌈: ome sex *pries in a corner wiht camz anf demo*
👯👯: babe it's 2 in the morning
🙏☀️😍: y/n baby go to sleep
me 🌈: nO DEMO IS THE ONLY KNE WHOS FUN
tea sippin' girl ☕️: heY I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING
me 🌈: bUT YOUR APRAT FO FIFTH UNSION.
lerm the worm 🙊: you're and unison**
me 🌈: shhhhhfhhhfhksls idc lerm 😒
hoeregui: i'm sowwy bby!!1¡!!
me 🌈: *stans femi and beaaa only*
🙏☀️😍: lauren look what you did

*👯👯 has removed hoeregui from the conversation again.*

demidems 💕: tHAT SAVAGE THO I FUCKIN LOVE IT 😂😂
tea sippin' girl ☕️: dammit mani i was gonna do thatttt
me 🌈: why lerm not in the convo anymoer?
🍑🍑🍑: becs she doesn't deserve it baby
me 🌈: oh. olay.

*hoeregui is calling you*

*me 🌈: declinesss*

hoeregui: bABE
hoeregui: bby :(
hoeregui: c'mon baaaabe answerrr me
me 🌈: mo
hoeregui: *sends you cute selfies of herself* 😊🙈
me 🌈: 🌈
hoeregui: are you trying to tell me you're gay for me?
me 🌈: *rolld eyed* mo im telin yu thst you screan gay smh

brochachos this was worse than the first one. but heyyyy, thanksgiving is lefit 2 days from now. *gobble gobble* aND HEYYY, IT's ALMOST HALLOWEEEEEN.

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