Girl:I'm having my heart surgery today.
Boy:I know,I love you.
Girl:I love you too.
*After heart surgery her dads the only one in the room.*
Girl:Where is he?
Dad:Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: *Starts crying*
Dad:I'm only joking,he went to the cafe.
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