The ultimate joke and come back book

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A man is at a golf club with all his friends.
They have just finished playing and are getting changed in the changing rooms.

A phone rings,so the man answers it.

*Phone call*

Lady:"Hey honey. still at the golf club?"

Man:"Yeah."

Lady:"Remember that coat I wanted for £399?It on special offer for £299.."

Man:"So what you saying?.."

Lady:"Can I get it?"

Man:"Well if it really means that...okay,use my credit card."

Lady:"Wow.Really?OMG!!"

Man: ....

Lady:"Remember that TV with all the cool features for £44,999?Well I really want it.Everyone has a cool TV!"

Man:"Its a little pricy..."

Lady:"Please?..."

Man:"If you really want it...then okay."

Lady:"Thank you so much!Love you!"

Man:"I love you too"

Lady:"Oh and about that house..."

Man:"How much?.."

Lady:"Well its a giant mansion with 3 pools and space for everything.Its £5,788,672,985

Man:"Go for it!"

Lady:"Okay,thank you...bye"

He hangs up and says...

"Does anyone know who's phone this is?"