Kid: "Daddy,I'm scared.There's a monster under my bed!
Dad: "Well get used to it.When you get married the monster sleeps in your bed!"
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Kid: "Daddy,I'm scared.There's a monster under my bed!
Dad: "Well get used to it.When you get married the monster sleeps in your bed!"
