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"Hello, this is the Starbucks hotline. How may I help you?"
"I can seee youuu."
"Why, of course. You've got eyes, don't you?"
"Urrghh! Can't you just respond like a normal teenage girl and freak out?"
"Yeah, well you see, I'm not a normal teenage girl. I'm a witch. The brightest one of my age."
"Says who? Your mom?"
"M-my...my mom is dead."
"Oh."
"Yeah..."
"Well, this is awkward."
"Yeah....but hey! Look at the bright side. You didn't annoy me by saying 'I'm sorry'. I mean, I don't get that custom. When someone's relative dies, don't say 'I'm sorry'. That's like saying 'I murdered that person, forgive me'. It's just stupid."
"Your optimism hurts."
"I'll take that as a compliment."
"...."
"Anyway, what's your order?"
"Caramel Macchiato."
"Will do, MacMac."
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The Starbucks Hotline
Short Story❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞...
