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"Hello, this is the St-"
"ZOEY, DON'T HANG UP OR I SWEAR TO HARRY POTTER THAT I WILL AVADA KEDAVRA MYSELF!"
"....."
"....."
"Continue."
"Whew. Okay, so I'm sorry that I hung up on you the other day, I don't know what came over me, I just thought it would be funny, but it's SERIOUSLY not. i know that now, and I'm sorry, I'm an idiot and an asshat and a fool and a foul loathsome evil little cockroach!"
"....."
"Do you forgive me?"
"(Sigh) Only because you used a Harry Potter reference."
"Yes!"
"Cool. Sorry for being so bitchy lately. I'm on my period."
"I do not know how to respond to that."
"Maybe you should order something strawberry flavored in honor of the end of my menstruation."
"You are seriously the grossest person ever."
"Ten points to Gryffindor."
"Ughh."
"What's your order, boy?''
"Boy?"
"Yeah, well...you are one, right?"
"Um, excuse me. I am a man."
"Whatever floats your boat, MacMac the Macchiato Muchacho."
"What?"
"I don't know."
"Your mind works in ways I will never understand."
"Better get used to it, buddy."
"I'll have the usual."
"Yeah, no. I'm totally sending you something strawberry flavored. Picture my blood-stained napkins while you drink it!"
"WHAT?! NO! ZOEY, YOU BETTER NOT-"
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