half the things dan says in this chap is also me bc im sleep deprived as fuck
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in which dan is an insomniac, and phil likes coffee.
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"do you think wizards are religious?" dan asked phil, who was getting his fifth cup of coffee. phil laughs, grinning like the sunshine he is.
"gee, dan," phil said sarcasticly. "i dunno." he grabbed his cup of coffee and made his way to the couch. he sat down, dan called behind him, "you know who knows?"
dan walked out of the kitchen.
"dumbledore."
"why did i say yes?" phil sighed dramatically. dan smiles wide.
"you love me."
"i do."
"do you think lobsters are mermaids to scorpions?"
"damn it dan,"
//lol it's short and sweet but I haven't updated in a while
but hi how's everyone doing
until next time brochachos; stay classy, be sassy, dont change for anyone. 148 words
