Chantix.

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this can kinda be an imagine idk.


enjoy interweebs.


3rd POV


"Hey guys," Phil said to his camera eagerly.  "So as some of you may already know,  Dan has been trying to quit smoking recently,"  he looked toward his doorway to make sure Dan wasn't standing there. "And the funniest thing happened last night." Phil laughed.


"About 4:00 am this morning, Dan woke up — he was actually asleep before 12:00 am believe or not — and he screamed and ran down the hall, crying, laughing, all at the same time." Phil's face is so red, he looks like a cherry tomato.


"I, of course, being the fabulous boyfriend, asked him what's wrong. He told me told me that he had a dream where us and the kids where outside having Easter egg hunt and the apocalypse started.  And apparently, we were in the middle of eating M&MS, so Dan had the great idea of telling the kids to throw the M&MS at the Walkers, they would stop chasing after us and pick up the candy and eat it. " Phil lost it. He's pretty sure he needs to go pee.


"What- no Phil you told them?" Dan practically yelled as he walked into their room. Phil had managed to stop laughing long enough to talk to Dan, but giggled from time to time.


"I had too. It's too funny not to share." Phil told him. Dan rolled his eyes and sat next to Phil, arm wrapped his waist. Phil leaned into Dan.


"Keep telling the story." Phil said.

"Yeah, well, we're both pretty tired, so I think we'll just go. That and it's too embarrassing to tell." Dan smiled his existential meme  smile. "And today's Draw Naked Phil is!" And the screen went blank.





A/N: how was it? was it good, was it bad, tell me in the comments!!1!! ALSO THANK YOU FOR SO MANY READS 2.7K STRONG! ILYSM. also next chap is gonna be a preview to a biography about a girl that i met. she said i could, so i have full permission/ R.I.P until next time brochachos; stay classy, be sassy, don't you change for anyone.

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