Hey everyone!!! here's the first day of surivor!! I'll try to upload everyday, but I may not be able to....and I would like to say a special thanks to Gavroche1234 for writing all of the Gavroche lines for me (not that character)! Thanks Gavie!!!!! You're awesome!!!! XD
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Me: Welcome to Survivor France! Where these two tribes are abandoned at the barricade with nothing but the clothes on their backs and all the broken wood surrounding them! Let's meet our team captains! First Marius, the captain of the Fou tribe! Now how do you feel being team captain Marius?
Marius: ...*looks around him* Is the camera rolling?
Me: yyyeeeessssss....
Marius: Is this the show?
Me: Uh huh...
Marius: and we don't get ANYTHING?
Me: Haven't you seen this show before?
Marius: No, I don't know how to turn on a tv...
Me: -__- seriously?
Marius: There are so many buttons!!!!
Me: You might want to try the one that says "on"
Marius: really?
Me: *facepalm* Well that was the team captain for the Fou tribe....good luck to them, they'll need all the luck they can get! Now for the captain of the drôle tribe, Gavie!!!!!!! Now tell me Gavie, if your tribe lost the first immunity challenge, who do you think would be the first to go?
Gav: I would think that Grantaire would be the first to go
Me: And why would that be?
Gav: I feel like he's slacking a little bit
Me: Like he might slow the group down a bit?
Gav: Maybe
Me: Good reasons, good reasons! If I were you, I would look out for that guy *points to Allen*
Allen: and then I drugged everybody and lost him! All we found was a finger, a monkey and melted ice, but it turned out the dude was just in the elevator..uuhhhh, wait SPOILER ALERT!! hehehe
Gav: *turns around and takes a glance* On second thought...
Me: yeah I thought so...well thank you Gavie and good luck!
Gav: No Problem. Bye *walks off*
Me: Who will win? Who will get voted off? Find out in Survivor Fra-
Marius: Who are you talking to?
Me: LEAVE
Marius: *turns and walks off*
Me: *clears throat* Who will win? Who will get voted off? Find out in Survivor France!
*Crickets chirping*
Me: Where's my dramatic music?
*dramatic music*
Me: that's better
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Later that day on a boat at a dock in France....
Me: OK tribes, it is time for your first reward challenge
*dramatic swishing sound*
Me: The bad news is that you don't have anything to live with in the next few days except the clothes you are wearing now. The good news is that there is a market about a quarter of a mile away and you will have 100 francs to get everything that you will need for camp! Ready set go!
