Me: OK come in tribes!
*dramatic swishing sound*
Me: Oh will you stop with that!!! ermmm...OK for this reward, you will be playing for something that is really important, special, and what you all want!!!
Enjolras: Hairgel?
Gavroche: Chocolate chip cookies? *cough* Enjolras *cough*
Cosette: Marius?
Cat and Marius: Llamas?
Me: Nope! Fishing gear!
Enjolras: but we aren't surrounded by water! in fact we had to march over a mile to get to the barricade from the water!
Me: Well I saw it on the show!
Enjolras: and you thought we NEEDED it here?
Me: kinda
Enjolras: well that's kinda stupid if you ask me!
Me: Well nobody asked you!
Enjolras: -__-
Me: OK tribes...what you are going to do is a barricade shooting competition!
Both tribes: O_O
Cosette: Isn't that like...I DON'T KNOW DANGEROUS!!!
Me: Don't worry! It's laser guns!..and you'll all be wearing protective gear
Marius: Oh good!
Cosette: How is that good?
Marius: We get protective gear!!! Duh!!!
Me: OK the rules are simple!!! You have a laser gun...you shoot it at people...don't get hit...and if you get hit..YOU ARE OUT!!! Last person will win the reward for their tribe!! OK let's get suited up!
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Me: OK now that you are all wearing protective glasses which make you all look like large flies and full armor which really isn't for your protection, but more to weight you down....but yeah....let's just get started....ok ready set go!
*everybody scatters*
Cat: Ooh!!!!!!!! Pretty lights!!!!!
Cosette: *shoots laser at Cat*
Marius: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps in front of Cat*
Cat: awww I can't believe you took the laser for me!! :D :D :D
Marius: *lays on ground dramatically* *cough* of course!!! You're awesome!!! *cough* I think I swallowed a fly *cough*
Cat: awwww!!!! thanks buddy!!! You're awesome too!!!! Hang in there!!!
Marius: Don't worry! A little rain won't hurt me now!
Pony: HEY THAT'S MY LINE!!!!
Marius: WHATEVER!!!
Pony: -__-
Cat: You're going to make it Mary!!!
Marius: I don't know for sure! that laser hit me pretty hard!!!
Me: DUDE!!! It's a LASER!!!!
Cat: HELP!!! MARIUS IS WOUNDED!!!
Me: *sighs* *face palm*
Cat: What?? He IS!!!!
Cosette: *tries not to strangle Cat* >:( >:( >:( >:( *shoots laser again at Marius* DO YOU LIKE HER INSTEAD OF ME?????
