Episode 1: day#2 first day at camp

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The Fou tribe...at there camp on one side of the barricade...

Enjolras: OK the first thing we need to do is find water, without water we won't survive...so we need to find the closest water source, bring it back here, start a fire and the boil it so we can drink-

Cat: Can't we just go to a sink and get some?

Marius: Yeah! That would be SO much easier!

Enjolras: Do you two even understand the point of this show?

Cat: Ooh! Is it to teach us to never pick up broken pieces of wood?

Enjolras: Why would it be that?

Cat: You could get splinters duh!

Marius: Yeah!

*Cosette stands in a corner, jealous that Marius is agreeing with whatever Cat says*

Enjolras: That's never going to happen see! *picks up a piece of broken wood, but drops it immediaty* OWWWW!!!!

Cat: I told you

Marius: Some people just never learn

Cat: Uh Huh!

Enjolras: That...that was uhhh...a....faulty piece of wood! It wasn't my fault!

Marius: Sure...blame it on the wood!

Cat: They always do...

Marius: I know right...

Cosette: OK then! Marius I think we have to go over there now...away from Kathy-

Cat: Who's Kathy?

Marius: yeah Cosette, are you sure you are OK?

Cosette: OF COURSE I AM!!!

Cat: Woah, fiesty

Marius: yeah, geez Cosette, no need to blow your top!

Cat: Unless you are a volcano hahahahaha!!!

Marius: hahahahahahahahahaha!

Cosette: Oh come on! That doesn't even make any sense!

Marius: of course it does silly! It's so funny! Come on Cat, let's go tell that to Joly! *takes Cat's arm and starts to run*

Cosette: *grabs Marius's arm* ummm...let's not!

Cat: awww.... no fair! gosh Cosette, your such a fun killer person!

Marius: yeah, way to kill the fun, fun killer :(

Enjolras: ummm...awkward....I'm just gonna... *runs the other way*

Cat: What's up with him?

Marius: I don't know...

Cat: You wanna go buy a llama?

Marius: as if you had to ask!

*both run away*

Cosette: *growls*

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Cosette's confessionals...

Cosette: Who does she think she is? She thinks she has the right to steal my man? Uh Uh! If we lose immunity I know who's name I'm going to write down!

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Somewhere in the streets of Paris...

Cat: HEY PERSON WITH THE FUNNY HAT!!! DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND THE BEST LLAMA AROUDN HERE? NO? KK BYE!!!

Marius: Do you know what a llama looks like?

Cat: No, but I love to say "Llama"

Marius: Me too!

Cat: Yay!

Marius: Yay!

Me: What are you two doing outside camp?

 Marius: buying a llama

Me: I'm just going to pretend that what you just said is normal...you guys aren't supposed to leave camp!

Cat: Well it's kinda hard when you can just walk right out! I mean, you could have dropped us on a deserted island, THAT would be hard!

Me: I was going to, but I don't have enough money to rent and island in the middle of nowhere...this was the best I could do...

Marius: OK well we'll be off buying a llama if you nee us!

Cat: BYE!!! :D

*both run off*

Me: Wait! did either of you get the point of my lecture? really? *sighs and walks off*

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Cat's confessionals...

Cat: I'm SO happy right now! Mary is so fun to be around! He and I bought a LLAMA today!!! :D *squeels* I'm going to name him Bob! Say hi Bob!

Bob the Llama: ....

Cat: Bob, say Hi like this: HIIII!!!!!!!!!

Bob the Llama: ....

Cat: BOB!!!

Bob the Llama:...*yawn*

Cat: heehee he yawned...what was I talking about?

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The Drôle Tribe...at camp on the other side of the barricade...

Eponine: OK has anyone seen my little brother? uugghh!! I'm going to have to file a missing child report!

Grantaire: not to worry Mademoiselle! I'll help you find your brother...I would do anything for you *winks*

Eponine: ew

Grantaire: ...awkward...

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Eponine's confessionals...

Eponine: Wait does Grantaire like me now? OK this is really awkward if he does because I'm still in love with Marius...he's probably just drunk...

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Grantaire's confessionals...

Grantaire: For once I'm not drunk! Me wouldn't give me any alcohol! :P but why would say "ew" to me??? I mean I'm HOT!!! Who could resist me?

Me: Apparently Eponine

Grantaire: So you interupt our PRIVATE converations on wattpad and now you interupt my PRIVATE confessional?

Me: *sighs* sorry force of habit...

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 OK that's day two of the first episode of Survivor France! I know some characters haven't been featured yet, but they will...at some point...

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