Michael: H O L Y S H I T
Y/N: Hi
M: BRAS ARE SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE
M: WHAT THE FUCK
M: ITS LIKE A SCRAP OF FABRIC
M: WHY IS IT LIKE A
MILLION DOLLARS
Y/N: The real question is why are you looking at bras?
M: Uhhhhh no reason
Y/N: Babe
M: I went into Victoria's Secret to get you a gift card cos I don't know what you want
M: Just to surprise you
M: BUT APPARENTLY I HAVE TO GET YOU A THOUSAND DOLLARS SO YOU CAN AFFORD TO COVER YOUR BOOBS
Y/N: Awe that's sweet of you
Y/N: Really, though, you don't have to
M: No wonder girls want money everything here is a trillion dollars.
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So I finally updated *waits for applause* *dies waiting*
So we made it to 52k reads here!! Thank you guys so so so so so so much. I love you all.
I'm curious, what is your favourite song at the moment?
Mine is Drown by BMTH
I'll try updating soon. I gave up on account rates so don't expect updates from there. I'll keep it up but I won't update it.
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