Luke: I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Y/N: Oh god, not again
Y/N: Chemistry jokes are sodium funny. I slapped my neon that one!
Luke: Take all your lame chemistry jokes and barium
Y/N: I make bad chemistry jokes because all of the good ones argon
Luke: Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
Y/N: Why do you always have to start off most of our conversations with these bad chemistry jokes?
Luke: I don't know. I was Bohr'd.
Y/N: I'm outta here
Luke: No baby, don't go. I only make these jokes periodically
Y/N: I honestly wonder why I date a geek like you sometimes :)
Luke: you probably only love me for my bad jokes
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PART 100, OMG
I can't believe that this book is halfway done
I almost forgot but I'm doing the Q&A in a few chapter so please leave some questions
if you did not get any of the jokes, just comment and I'll be happy to explain what they mean :)
Happy 4th of July to all my American readers! I live so close to the US (as I look outside, I can actually see your country) so I treat this holiday with respect
SOTC: don't threaten me with a good time by: Panic! at the Disco
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