Chat with the Gladers!

11- Sass war!

Brenda: Hey people!

Minho: Heyyyy!

Newt: Hey there.

Thomas: Hi guys!

Teresa: Hey everyone.

Minho: *groans* Ughhh why does she keep joining our chats?

Teresa: Deal with it hair gel.

Thomas: Oh snap. You gonna take that Minho?

Minho: Nah, that was a lame insult.

Teresa: Of course, you'd know lame insults when you hear them. You throw them at me every chat.

Minho: *scoffs* Not every chat.. And my insults are NOT lame. Traitor.

Newt: They may not be lame, but they sure are bloody trite...

Thomas: Guys, remember what I said about staying on topic? Yeah, uh, can we do that?

Brenda: What Tom said.

Minho: Fine. But my insults are far from lame, or trite, whatever the shuck that means.

Newt: *rolls eyes*

Thomas: First question is from @newtcutie and she asks: Can the sassiest person be outsassed?

Minho: Of course not. It's me you're talking about!

Thomas: I don't know, Minho. Brenda is pretty sassy too.

Brenda: The boy doesn't lie! *winks*

Newt: This is a tough one. Minho is very sassy.

Minho: Ha!

Thomas: I don't know. You haven't seen Brenda when she is at her sassiest.

Brenda: Tell 'em, Tom!

Teresa: Minho is extremely sassy. It's impossible for him to be outsassed.

Minho: That proves it! I'm the sassiest!

Brenda: Hold up! We need a vote.

Minho: *scoffs* Fine. But in the end, all fingers will point to ME.

Thomas: Okay! So how this'll work, I'll ask everyone who they think is the sassiest! Including people that aren't in the chat at the moment.

Minho: *his smirk falters*

Brenda: Oh yeah, pretty boy! You may think you won, but just wait until everyone gives their opinion!

Minho: Pfft, I don't have to worry. Those shanks will know who to choose.

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Thomas: Okay, I'm ready to give the results.

Brenda: Ready to lose, hair gel?

Minho: No way, little shank.

Thomas: The results are-